When my dad died a few years back, I didn’t want to see the body at the hospital (post-ambulance ride), and while we didn’t have a funeral (he wanted to be cremated), we did have a small memorial service so his parents could see him, and I didn’t go in to see the body then, either. The morning he died, we talked a…

Where the fuck do you live, the moon?

My favorite thing about this statement is that if you’ve never played a Civ game before, you think it means something opposite to what it really does.

Eh, they don't really make that big a deal of it in the books themselves. I... may or may not spend a lot of time reading the wiki. Like, a lot a lot.

I was super-nervous about that when I ordered the set, but it really does look much better in person, especially their individual robot modes. Most pictures I’ve seen have made them look super clashy, though.

No, the Torchbearers are all ladies.

I’m So Meta, Even This Acronym

Have I got good news for *you*, sir!

Are... are you Robert Goulet?

Hell, David Boreanaz as Angel is already the best non-animated Batman to ever appear on television.

Yes, but unlike some other Robin Hoods, *he* can speak with an English accent!

I mean, I *liked* the trailer’s use of Daft Punk, but as soon as I heard it, I was like, *TRON*. Also, whoever had “Trailer for dramatic series about Queen Elizabeth II features music by Daft Punk” in the pool just won big-time.

Did someone just Pinkham’s Law this story?

“Yes, sir, I’m *all* about the cock. You asking for any particular reason?” /bats eyelashes seductively

“Instead of spending money on games, spend it on a new computer... that you have no games for because you spent your money on the computer.”

We should all start submitting stories written entirely in Cockney rhyming slang...

Oh, man, if I reverted back to 15, not only would I be super-excited about new Star Wars, I would have *no idea* that the prequels ever existed! None of you must *ever* tell me. Solemn oath, I mean it.

Immaculate. Well done, sir.

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Larry, Curly & Moe.