Oh, fu-huck *that*! If you wanna pawn off your Jesus papers on me, have the decency to hand me a fucking Chick tract or something, not a stern lecture disguised as currency!

[...]it's obvious I'm in the minority here.

A bit after The Phantom Menace came out, someone put out an edit that removed pretty much all of Jar-Jar from the film, among other changes.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

A bird landed on the middle finger[...]

The best/worst part of that clip is that when the asshole white cops found an unexpected concealed weapon on their black suspect, they just... didn't panic and calmly took the gun away. You know in real life they would have called for backup and then proceeded to beat the shit out of Axel for "resisting."

And somehow, he looks exactly like I thought he would look.

"Get on with it!"

Close the internet, people. We're done here.

"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption."

The best part is, even though the woman has no control over the steering, her pedals are still partly responsible for providing forward motion. METAPHOR!

HI-YOOOOOOOO!

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WHO?

"The theological argument is that God gave us free will and allowed evil in the world so that we could choose to worship God and live our lives trying to become better people - or choose to reject God and not really give a fuck what kind of people we become."

MY VAGINA IS ALSO SAYING YES

Honestly, Ares would work, too. I just thought that Herc's general wackiness would play well with The Rock's natural charm.

I would kill many men to see The Rock as Hercules (the Marvel Comics version, not this turd) in the Avengers 3 or something.