You’re still doing it.

I’m sure you’re a riot at parties.

Man, I just don’t get this thing. Who wants to touch a stranger’s hair? Gross and weird.

Nobody is known more for respecting boundaries then, uh, *checks notes* football hooligans?

I thought the game was only okay, to be honest (I can’t stand an open world game with nothing to really do in the open world), but the one thing that will always stick out to me about it is that it was the first game that ever made my father take videogames seriously, before he passed away. He had been in film for…

Yeah guy, I’m sure this site is all bout making sure EA is all covered and taken care of. It’s a conspiracy and kotaku is right in the middle of it. All of the critical coverage of this game and damn near crusade to destroy it we’re all just smoke and mirrors to cover the bigger plot. Good looking out.

“I gazed into the future”

“Get ready, for an all new original movie.”

They’re cultural vampires. What’s easiest, drawing from a rich and storied history to make the culture of your ancestors include a little bit of yourself so that you can pass it along to your progeny, or just taking a poor facsimile of things you find interesting, patching them together like a low-rent Frankenstein’s…

Why can’t white people just LIKE some shit? Why do they have to invent a word and pretend to be an ethnicity or race they are not?

I’m told this means she has a karaoke machine. Can we get confirmation of the presence of a karaoke machine?

Thank goodness I’m not insecure enough to be a PC gamer :)

Why do people need to constantly talk about how PC’s run games better than consoles? Everybody already knows that. It’s such a pointless conversation.

That’s a really cool story. Can you tell it again? Do we have time?

You may not know her own albums, but chances are you’ve heard something she’s had a hand in. Before her personal music totally blew up, she was a powerhouse that worked behind-the-scenes as a songwriter and session musician for other people. She wrote a lot of stuff for super famous people like Christina Aguilera and…

good for you that you need to inform everyone that you don’t know who she is. I’m sure everyone cares what you recognize and what you don’t.

The world never fails to display all the disgusting ways that society dehumanizes women.

One thing they could do is just put Robin Wright at the front. Her character is more complex anyway.

Contracts don’t tend to have “audience backlash” clauses.