That was a stroke.

McCarthy’s playbook is now useless, as it consists solely of “Have Rodgers pull amazing plays out of his ass to save us.”

Looking at the replay, I don’t think the hit or the turf impact did much damage. It looks to me like while he was airborn, Rodgers experienced a super-lucid moment of existential cosmic awe. He got a tiny glimpse of the void and now he’ll never be the same.

He didn’t even catch it! He doinked it, and his dad had to snatch it up off the damn seats.

Of all the dumbass shit.

Yes, and the word is also testicles but we’re not reading a medical manual.

I wish this could be a punishment. One of the worst punishments I ever read about was a DUI driver who killed someone had to write a check and mail it to the family for $1 every week for 18 years. The result was that the driver has been so traumatized over it he fears her spirit is coming to get him.

I know it’ll never sink in for him, but that horrible, panicky night he finally just had, when he was emailing his colleagues, realizing that his life was fucked: that’s how he made women feel every damn day.

Consider it took months of flagrant abuse for them to ban Milo. They shut her down in a matter of hours.

After all the horrible shit I see on Twitter day after day (and report), I seriously cannot believe her account was suspended. Well, I guess I can believe it, I’m just amazed that’s our reality.

Here come the mansplainers to mansplain mansplaining to us.

Be sure he has recently showered.

Watch his reaction after Judge catches it. He stands there with his hands spread open in a total “WTF is your problem dude?” pose. Like Judge was supposed to let the ball go over so he could add it to his collection.

The two claiming to be “October Ready” do not, in fact, appear to be so.

For asking for money?

This also gives me some hope that Hample manages to Steve Bartman himself into some real public opprobrium or a ballpark ban.

“Douche Douche Douche” 

That’s not a bad take, that is the worst take.

It doesn’t pass the smell test to me that he, a professional athlete, has never talked about sports with a woman before.

Gase went on to say,