Hey, we elected a man who openly bragged about committing sexual assault while trashing a woman because she was kind of a bitch who did the equivalent of stealing a pen from work.

Yup. And Wynona Rider’s career disappeared for 15 years because she shoplifted.

I watch syndicated Gray’s Anatomy episodes while I’m at the gym, and it’s weird knowing Katherine Heigl was reduced to doing cat litter commercials ‘cause she was kind of a bitch.

Even beyond the grossness of his certainty that everyone is a pedophile, it’s more than a little telling that Polanski doesn’t include women in his concept of “everyone.”

As long as I’m alive and able to comment, I will post this quote:

I’m going to defer to Calvin Trillin here.

If not for Ethan, this would’ve slipped right past everyone.

But I can see the appeal.

That’s bananas.

it’s an unpopular take because it is a very stupid take.

Arthur/Charlatan 2020: Make America Grey Again

And like that Arturo becomes “Arthur.”

I agree whole heartedly “This is a very good take.” - Kalvin Durand

Both ways, this is the dumbest shit ever.

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

I get the joke, but seriously, the fact that it would be very difficult to tamper with is another reason I <3 mine.

It’s a damned SVU episode.

Is Temple a Catholic school? That play was definitely not orthodox.