Ha! That's rough, man. I'm lucky enough to have a sister who's also a Simpsons fan, and we can hold complete conversations consisting only of quotes and references.

Or, indeed, comics in general, which I’d argue is one of the best mediums as far as strong female characters. Yes, comics has had plenty of damsel-in-distress characters, but I think they’ve long been ahead of the curve as far as “strong and badass” women.

...that's bad.

Yes, but unlike some other Robin Hoods, *he* can speak with an English accent!

I mean, I *liked* the trailer’s use of Daft Punk, but as soon as I heard it, I was like, *TRON*. Also, whoever had “Trailer for dramatic series about Queen Elizabeth II features music by Daft Punk” in the pool just won big-time.

Is this true?

Did someone just Pinkham’s Law this story?

Exactly! Only the real Morlocks are far more insidious than their more obvious fictional brethren.

“Yes, sir, I’m *all* about the cock. You asking for any particular reason?” /bats eyelashes seductively

Time is a flat circle.

I would love it if they just decided to recast Fandral *every single time* he appears. Like, even within movies, from scene to scene. Never acknowledge it in-story.

“Instead of spending money on games, spend it on a new computer... that you have no games for because you spent your money on the computer.”

We should all start submitting stories written entirely in Cockney rhyming slang...

Oh, man, if I reverted back to 15, not only would I be super-excited about new Star Wars, I would have *no idea* that the prequels ever existed! None of you must *ever* tell me. Solemn oath, I mean it.

Immaculate. Well done, sir.

+1 for "unable to perceive the existence of yogurt."

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Larry, Curly & Moe.

That's the best part: Yoda looks exactly the same all the way through the movie.

Oh, fu-huck *that*! If you wanna pawn off your Jesus papers on me, have the decency to hand me a fucking Chick tract or something, not a stern lecture disguised as currency!

[...]it's obvious I'm in the minority here.