A bit after The Phantom Menace came out, someone put out an edit that removed pretty much all of Jar-Jar from the film, among other changes.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

A bird landed on the middle finger[...]

The best/worst part of that clip is that when the asshole white cops found an unexpected concealed weapon on their black suspect, they just... didn't panic and calmly took the gun away. You know in real life they would have called for backup and then proceeded to beat the shit out of Axel for "resisting."

And somehow, he looks exactly like I thought he would look.

"Get on with it!"

Aaaaaaaahhhh, holy shit! I *knew* she looked familiar!

Close the internet, people. We're done here.

"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption."

The best part is, even though the woman has no control over the steering, her pedals are still partly responsible for providing forward motion. METAPHOR!

HI-YOOOOOOOO!

Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel.

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WHO?

You're forgetting that the Doctor possesses the greatest power in the known universe: he's the protagonist. ;)

I feel like, since the team only got it's name in the climax of the film, the lack of a proper theme song is acceptable. Hopefully we get something really iconic in Guardians 2: Electric Grootaloo.

"The theological argument is that God gave us free will and allowed evil in the world so that we could choose to worship God and live our lives trying to become better people - or choose to reject God and not really give a fuck what kind of people we become."

MY VAGINA IS ALSO SAYING YES