I really miss Fancy Kristen

I hear Elon Musk is considering it for the next generation of Teslas, opting for Star Trek touch panel helm controls instead. ;)

My buddy has an ex-wife that’s a loose nut.  The indicators were a little different.

Regardless of their motivations, it’s nice to see they did the kid a solid. 

mistake number one, confronting thieves

Did... did you work in a cartoon?

Sorry for the confusion--Jason still works here, he’s just in Seattle speaking at a conference.

WHAT HAPPENED TO JASON? 

Defense called for a mistrial on the grounds that all the testimony was making their client look guilty.

Get an iPhone.

Well, now I need to find the Weinermobile and get 4 free whistles. Then find an old apple mouse. I really want the complete set listed here.

Torchinsky for President!

Depends upon what you mean by “pick up.” Check for a pulse first.

Show the court on the teddy bear where Jalopnik hurt you.

I don’t believe it.

Torch is the GOAT.

“More and more men are withdrawing into the enclave of idleness, and pornography, and video games,” Hawley said in his speech, probably speaking about himself.

Every single legal charge is skewed by racism in some way. Since it’s systemic there is no escaping it. Hard to muster much sympathy for people who planned and executed a murder over nothing. Even if they are under-age.

I am generally opposed to trying children as adults, and exceedingly skeptical of what passes for justice in Florida, but I think I am good with this.

Must’ve been antifa gamers.