musk fan uses existence of authors sex-life as criticism.... this makes perfect sense.

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

How are you out of the grays?

All she would’ve had to do is stroke his ego and he’d be at a rally the next day telling everybody how great that Lanna Del Vey is.

Go on a 100 mile ride without padded shorts would be my vote.

Perhaps that’s what he was counting on

I think you might be confused; Will Smith is a podcaster and game developer, not an actor.

https://www.travelocity.ca/Hotel-Search?adults=2&d1=2022-04-16&d2=2022-04-30&destination=Riviera%20Maya%2C%20Mexico&endDate=2022-04-30&latLong=20.426543937401842%2C-87.40684601813562&regionId=602901&rooms=1&semdtl=&sort=RECOMMENDED&startDate=2022-04-16&theme=&useRewards=false&userIntent=

I’m gonna buy one and turn it into a mobile vaccine center.

Hanlon’s Razor is always my favorite, because it’s so widely applicable.

Spare us, dude. Bleeding hearts for the suffering mega-yacht industry?

Etymolopnik

Automatic windows? Really?

Just making sure it was actually you and not a ghost writer plant.

David “If the vehicle is less than 50% rust I don’t want it” Tracy and resident taillight scholar Jason Torchinsky are what keep me coming back to Jalopnik. 

David Tracy and Torch would like a word with you.

COTD!

Running from the cops is not the best way to get a head in life. Don’t lose your head when being pulled over, just remain calm, keep your chin up, stiff upper lip, and hold your head high.

cyclists (many Jalopnik readers.)