If you’re out and about, and don’t want to take your keyfob with you, you can hide your keys there in the truck and not worry about being locked out.  Handy if you’re at the beach, jogging, hiking, etc and don’t want to carry anything else.  Also handy if you want to allow someone to grab something from your truck…

I don’t have easy access to a picture, but my granpa was a mechanic (the first official Ford mechanic in Texas for that matter) so my dad was raised working on cars.  His senior year of High School (1959), he and my grandpa installed a 57 Corvette engine into a 1955 Chevy Bel Aire.  They made no outward modifications,…

Florida: “You ain’t never seen crazy like I got!”

He’s just mad because no one wants to see his wiggle worm, and women have probably laughed at him his entire life, from his momma to the girls in High School.  He thought becoming a doctor would change all that, but nope, they still laughing.  While Nu is GORGEOUS, my motto has always been “You don’t have to be…

Sorry, but unless it’s an American classic of some sort, a 15 year old luxury wagon just isn’t worth as much as a brand new high end car.  And a German car at that? From the time when it was Daimler Chrysler? Crack Pipe all day long.  Who cares if it’s the ONLY one in pickle green and skinned lemur? Chrysler…

Trump knows a grifter when he sees one, hell, she probably learned by watching him.  He may be a lot of things, but he won’t get played by another player.

Sorry, but if floats like a duck, and swims like a duck, it’s a duck.  If it floats like a boat, and moves like a boat, whether it actually moves or not, it’s a boat.  Even “mobile homes” that have wheels still, even if those wheels haven’t been used since it was first moved to it’s home in the trailer park, is still…

Like a rock, indeed.

Kanye I can understand. Jason and Lisa, though? They’re a fairly innocuous couple. Neither of them is “off the wall” like Kanye and Kim.  Not too much drama, other than women drooling over Jason.  But yeah, I’m with ya on Kanye.  Eww.

Don’t be hatin’, Marceline! You missed your chance, that’s all.  You should have been there with a shoulder as he walked out the door!

“I deal with their actions and the affect of their actions.”

Man, the graphics have really gone downhill since Torch left. 

Ok, look, what is going on around there!?!?!?  We keep losing all the greats! David? GONE! Torch? ADIOS! Rory? Hasta La Vista BABY!  I still miss Fancy Kristen!  Stop the bleeding guys! Where am I supposed to get my taillight fix, or rusty Holy Grail Jeep fix now???  I may have to abandon ship now!

The Republicans knew they would get their asses run over if this spilled over to the US.

Sad but true.

Not to be THAT guy, but will he be a guest contributor? I want to see how his Jeep FC project comes out.

Huh...must have slept through this in Philosophy class. I had to look it up. Although, I think BOTH Hanlons and Occams would apply together. Just stupid not malicious, and the most likely scenario was stupidity.  Thanks for the education sir/madam/y’all.

Man, you got a hot take here man.  I’m guessing you live in a cabin with no power or running water.  You walk everywhere, and live off the land.  Right? Otherwise, you use the benefits to your taxes, and we can’t have that.

The answer is a Prius.  If you get a 4 or 5 third gen, they will come loaded with goodies such as sat navigation, heated “leatherette” seats, and lots of cargo room with the back seats folded down.  Maybe not as long as your minivan, but unless it’s really long sheets of plywood you’re hauling (and why would you…

I mean, that COULD be cool to blast out sound FX, like the sound of a revving Hemi or something.  You would think ANYTHING noise related would be ok.  It doesn’t have to be that creepy Prius sound.  It could even be playing the “Move B***H, get out the way” song on repeat, and the task would be accomplished.  But I…