This is a troll on a troll right?  

I mean, this is clever as hell, no doubt.  But the best thing about this is the article itself.  God damn, Torch, you’re a madman

Every other SAHM with a Cricut or a Cameo machine and an Etsy shop can make this for you Torch.

Liberals, communists, fascist bicyclists. Tree hugger Clinton backers. Soros probably hired these crisis actors. Benghazi. 

That his parents got him that truck shows that they too are morons. 

Joke’s on you: this kid probably has zero plans to attend college, either before or after this incident.

His mother and father were siblings.

Gov. Abbott is already working on a blanket pardon for this kid for anything he may be found guilty of going forward.

There are only two types of Bentley to buy: A brand new one, or a very, very, old one.

There’s no need for a FNAF movie now that we've already got Willy's Wonderland. 

This. This is what makes this site awesome to visit.

Yeah, but, can’t hurt, right?

No one’s outraged that he wanted to use red, white, and blue.

RIP Martin Lloyd.

If you think back through the various guest stars on SG-1, there really were very few who completely dominated their episodes. That’s exactly what he did in 200.

Aw, no mention of his role on “Stargate SG-1" as the alien who stayed on Earth and helped produce the show-within-a-show “Wormhole X-Treme”? I know he had an illustrious career as a character actor, but that’s neck and neck with his role on “Sex in the City” for me.

Tesla tries to kill pedestrian? Guess it’s Order 66 chip kicked in too early.

Dirty Work is underappreciated imho.

The top of the door doesn’t quite kiss the outer weather strip like I’d like, but it’s close.

This guy will be dead in 10 years. One too many cheeseburgers in paradise and uses of the lost shaker of salt