darthcthulhudrivesaprius
DarthCthulhuDrivesAPrius
darthcthulhudrivesaprius

I deal with their actions and the affect of their actions.”

Man, the graphics have really gone downhill since Torch left. 

Ok, look, what is going on around there!?!?!?  We keep losing all the greats! David? GONE! Torch? ADIOS! Rory? Hasta La Vista BABY!  I still miss Fancy Kristen!  Stop the bleeding guys! Where am I supposed to get my taillight fix, or rusty Holy Grail Jeep fix now???  I may have to abandon ship now!

The Republicans knew they would get their asses run over if this spilled over to the US.

Sad but true.

Not to be THAT guy, but will he be a guest contributor? I want to see how his Jeep FC project comes out.

Huh...must have slept through this in Philosophy class. I had to look it up. Although, I think BOTH Hanlons and Occams would apply together. Just stupid not malicious, and the most likely scenario was stupidity.  Thanks for the education sir/madam/y’all.

Man, you got a hot take here man.  I’m guessing you live in a cabin with no power or running water.  You walk everywhere, and live off the land.  Right? Otherwise, you use the benefits to your taxes, and we can’t have that.

The answer is a Prius.  If you get a 4 or 5 third gen, they will come loaded with goodies such as sat navigation, heated “leatherette” seats, and lots of cargo room with the back seats folded down.  Maybe not as long as your minivan, but unless it’s really long sheets of plywood you’re hauling (and why would you

I mean, that COULD be cool to blast out sound FX, like the sound of a revving Hemi or something.  You would think ANYTHING noise related would be ok.  It doesn’t have to be that creepy Prius sound.  It could even be playing the “Move B***H, get out the way” song on repeat, and the task would be accomplished.  But I

We have a similar situation on one the roads that leads up to my neighborhood. They’ve closed down one way coming from a major road. Signs on that side before they’ve dug out the entire lane about 3 feet to resurface and a barrier are all very visible. Effectively, it’s now a way way street but in a rural area.

Wow, the boot licking is strong with this one. I’m not sure why some people in this country think that worshiping rich guys will somehow allow that rich guy smell to rub off on them. He has more money than the GDP of most of the US states, and probably some small countries. Just the cost of this boat alone could have

Not sure how hard hit the Norwegian marine sector is.  But yeah, $500M COULD have gone to his employees.  Or to keep the price of Prime down, or *shudder* brought clean water to impoverished villages anywhere in Africa, or cleaned up the water in Flint, Michigan. There are any numbers of ways that money could have

I mean, if I knew a snowstorm with 60 MPH winds was coming, I would put my 60K truck in a garage.  That doesn’t seem like a smart thing to do to leave it outside, but what do I know, I live in Texas.  We get 2 inches of snow here and we shut down.

I mean, it COULD have been used as an artificial reef somewhere. It COULD have been refitted and used again for it’s original purpose. The funds that paid for it COULD have been used to feed the hungry in any part of the world, or used to build clean water operations in impoverished countries, or any NUMBER of better

I mean, it IS a FOX show.  They  may be “separate” from Faux News, but I’m sure the higher ups all have the same “Mr. Burns” type look about them, and political ideals.

I have been drooling over the Broncos since they were announced.  But this markup business is BS.  I may just go ahead and get a Jeep.  I’ll leave a note inside for David Tracy to find in 20 years when he finally buys one he engineered. 

So all of these seem like Boomer gripes. “I don’t like Technology! No Power Windows! No Sunroof! No Adaptive Cruise Control!” I mean, I have a 10 year old Prius, my adaptive cruise control is flawless. Best thing I’ve ever had in a car for road trips. If you can’t figure out fancy technology in cars, it’s probably not

I like Torch’s suggestion, kills 3 birds with one stone, Guy gets his cars, David makes money, and the city avoids having to send out the goons to harass David about his modern art installation, “Automotive Hoarding and You!”

Gas Monkey Garage in Dallas has one for sale too. Or you can win one by buying some merch. Either way, if you want one, they are out there.  Not that I would ever want THAT one.  I’d rather have the one that looked like an old Morgan.