I think we can confirm the warranty isn’t worth anything at this point.

You should really push them to accept the Toyota dealer, as their shop of choice refused you service.  They can’t take your money and just say “Meh, you’re screwed”.  Pull a Karen and ask for a supervisor.  Also, let them know you’re with the media, and that this is perfect bad press for them.  You shouldn’t have to…

Not all of us can afford a personal chef, Todd. 

For that much money, and that much fraud, he should be able to sue SOMEBODY who jerked him around. I may not like the guy, and I think most rich people get what they deserve, but this is a bit much and he should have options.

I thought Hondas were more reliable than this? You ONLY have 88K miles, and it’s a 2018? That should be barely breaking it in at this point.  I’d say go ahead and sell it, but get a Toyota.

Running from the cops is not the best way to get a head in life. Don’t lose your head when being pulled over, just remain calm, keep your chin up, stiff upper lip, and hold your head high.

I think a closer analogy would be Cherokee and Grand Cherokee.  But your point was valid either way.

—I do not regret getting rid of it.—

I’d buy that and ship it here to Texas.  Or drive it.  Nice looking car, only 8 grand, and so few miles for the years. 

Torch, sometimes I wonder if you write these crazy imaginative stories just to see the silly comments from folks. If so, I salute you and want to find this tail light aficionado bars you frequent so I can buy you a beer.

Well, the picture shows them stripped down, so maybe they did keep the parts that weren’t trashed.

I said neither of those things. I said this isn’t the right place for that type of inflammatory bigotry (and don’t try to hide it, we all can see you under that hood) and it is not welcome here. Go to Trumps website with that garbage.

It’s only about 200 miles from Houston to San Antonio, where do you get 600 miles from? I know everything is bigger in Texas, but our miles are the same as yours.  :P  I live in Houston, FYI.  This will be interesting.

Just because it’s your “opinion” (and valid is subjective here), doesn’t mean you’re in the right place to be declaring it. Or that we here want to hear it, nor do we have to hear it. That’s what I mean by “gauge the room”. You wouldn’t go into a church and yell “Hail Satan”, now would you? Or a police station and…

My dude, I think you may have wandered into the wrong comments sections with your BS.  Maybe gauge the room before you start off with your “Well, actually” crap.

I’m sure the frantic nature of the tweetstorm that developed caught his attention!

Fuck Wells Fargo.  Credit Unions are the way to go.

Maybe dude needs a hybrid. But seriously, rich guy complaining about oil prices driving on premium. Seems like a stretch to blame that on Joe. Like he went WAY out of his way (and apparently DRIVES way out of his way to make those numbers bigger. I drive into Houston 30 miles one way (so 60 miles round trip), three…

So here’s the question.  If you are somewhere with no cell service, and it can’t validate you have a subscription, will it stop working?  Or, if you have it, and then go off the grid out into the wilds of Alaska to somewhere with no cell service, will it keep working long after you’ve cancelled the service if it never…

Another fine piece of Torchlopnik! Not sure how I could get through the workday without you sir! Thank you! (this is NOT sarcasm, and, is in fact a genuine praise comment!)