Me in my Prius: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was very surprised it wasn’t a Tesla.  Usually it’s Tesla stans that do this kind of moronic “self Darwinism”.

My parents bought the first year model in 89. I was in middle school, and it did turn heads. I liked the fact that we could take all the seats out for a long trip (we took it to Florida to see my sister several times). My mom drove it for a while, until she wanted a new Thunderbird instead, and so my dad took it over.…

I don’t think there ARE any seatbelts in ANY school buses.  Not sure why.  Maybe Lawrence (our bus guru) can explain it?

I saw a movie a few years back, where these guys were developing a sound system for an EV that gave the feel and sounds of a huge ICE, through strategically placed speakers in spots around the car. Something like that, that rumbled your seat and steering wheel while hitting the gas in park “revved” the engine…

The ones who don’t understand the concept: “I don’t want to pay taxes! The illegals just get that money! Damn GUBBERNMINT!” and then “Why won’t nobody fix this GOT DAYUM bridge!!!”

I have this vision of you and David Tracey doing a West Side Story style finger snapping face off over who is the best car hoarder until the city steps in and tows them all.

Over 13 years ago, I had some sort of non-smart LG phone, the one that opened up with a keyboard and screen on the inside, and dialing buttons and small screen on outside.  I had insurance.  I left in my jeans one night, and went to do laundry the next day. This was back when you didn’t have your phone glued to your…

Bro, you are ALWAYS negative.  I don’t ever remember (feel free to correct me) seeing a positive take from you.  It’s like every story makes you either mad, sad, or just meh.  Point on the hot wheels car where Jalopnik hurt you.  Maybe Torch can provide some much needed happy time by giving you a ride in his Pao. 

In this case, the answer is not Miata, it’s Prius. Mrs. Cthulhu and I went to our local Lowes to purchase lattice for a display in her Farmers Market wreath booth. We opted for the plastic lattice, for durability and flexibility.  They were 8 feet long by 4 feet high.  She asked me “Do you think it’ll fit in your…

Seems like it would have the reliability of anything made in China.  I mean, even your Chang-Li tried to toast your buns due to cost-cutting measures.  They made it look all fancy, but upon close inspection, I’m sure you’ll find where they cheaped out. Hopefully you don’t find out going 75 mph that they used drink…

I mean, I’m happily married, my wife is a fully independent person who you could say embodies “feminism” but that’s just normal to me.  I still play video games because I have money, time, and enjoy them. She plays video games with me.  Same thing with porn.  Now, if he’s talking about “incels”, well, that’s toxic…

I have the 2012 model, in a Five. The ONLY issues I’ve had are the lock actuators (covered under extended warranty, always worth it techie cars like this) and the battery went bad. The battery was most likely pandemic related, as the car sat unused for weeks at a time due to working from home and having the basics…

I see you’ve been studying with Professor Torch at his writing seminars.  Good stuff sir.  Making a rather mundane task such as paying too much for fuel into an epic tale of loss and woe.  Thank you, kind sir!

Sorry, but plotting to and then actually killing someone for sleeping with your ex-girlfriend deserves significant jail time, if not life in prison. I don’t care how old you are. And you don’t need to worry about recidivism if they don’t ever see the light of day again. I don’t care what the race was, that’s just…

Yeah, I love his articles.  His writing style reminds me of A Lee Martinez.  Y’all should check him out.

Yeah, they need to retaliate in the same manner.  Let’s see how long that stays “protected speech” if they do the same thing.

OR, the less morbid more FUN idea, they all are fugitives on the run who wore a wig and a fake mustache, boarded a plane with a fake passport and stack of $100 bills tapped to their body, and took off for Rio!

From Giant Enemy Turtle, the guy in the grays who said this below:

Yep! Exactly!