Have you BEEN to non-Dem areas? Dude, I’m white, and I’m scared of some of those areas.  They see me rolling in my Prius, without my gunrack (again, on my Prius) and no gun strapped to my hip, and they mutter “Damn LIBTARD” and either try to run me off the road with their monster truck, or run OVER me, and throw their…

Yeah, not all of us Texans are GOP asshats.  Those of us who live in the bigger cities are typically Democrats.  I live in Houston, and most people I know are Dems.

Meh, par for the course for Nissan. Boring, looks like every other midsized truck. 

When one of you moves, the other will feel it in the waste and chest area —

When one of you moves, the other will feel it in the waste and chest area —

I always wondered why he left Smashmouth.  ;)

I was a big Knight Rider fan as a kid, so when my parents brought this home when I was 10, I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

Another “ghost” from that time period, the 1982 Datsun/Nissan 200SX. This was actually my first car and it looked JUST like the one pictured below, with the louvers and everything. This was the car that taught me the word “ajar” and my dad would do the same dad joke you mentioned in an earlier article, “no it’s a…

ad blocker dude.

I mean, if your tall dad had sat RIGHT in front of the kid, with LOTS of other seats available long after she had gotten there, then yeah, ask him to move. But if Karen sat her crotch goblins behind a tall person, and got mad because he was blocking her kids view, she can go f**k herself. Good for your dad! Gave her…

OR better yet, when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, this should prove the best place to have a safe community.  As long as you don’t get weird with zombie sharks and killer whales, or assuming that the zombies can’t swim or float in huge herds like army ants float across rivers, this would be perfect.  

Same here. I had a little green grasshopper hitch a ride on my car just yesterday.  My wife and I were driving within city limits, so speeds never went about 40.  He hung on, walked around the windshield, looked at us a few times with masticating (which isn’t nearly as dirty as it sounds) with his little antennae…

I get the fact that this a way to sell Shark Cards, like anything else in GTAO.  But if someone wants to have their controller rigged up to earn rewards rather than take MONTHS to level up, I say let them.  I however, will just go buy some Shark Cards because that’s pretty much the only way an adult in his mid-40s can…

You know it won’t be a Corrolla, it’ll be a Chang-Li! (or a Pao).

Yeah, that’s a LOT of idle inventory to release when they DO have chips. Those older vehicles will be on a fire sale that’s for sure.  Otherwise, they’ll be stuck with older inventory, possibly a model year behind, that no one may want if they can get the newer model.

Isn’t that what the doctor said about you when he handed you to your momma? (just kidding, just kidding)

and I’m buying this for my son who’s a Marine in Iraq, I really need this for my son.  To prove you have the truck, I will also need you to go buy $500 worth of gift cards and scratch the back for me and send me a picture. 

If I lived in a small town where the little market on main street was about a 5 minute trike ride, I’d have one of these.  But I can only picture this in a small French or English village, or maybe a small town in Maine and I was a mystery writer who solved crimes every week by just being observant.

I wonder if the registrants are getting a refund? Probably not.

Did I miss the /s on this?  It’s because people who get vaccinated care about other people that we worry about them being stupid and killing themselves and those they love.  It’s the ones who don’t care about anyone but themselves that seem to end up being stupid.  And it was FDA approved, just rushed through.  What I…