Hey David!You didn’t mention the Smart Charing USB Ports! This thing can grill a steak to perfection!

Meh, still just gonna wait for the Bronco and buy that.  I don’t need a huge gas guzzling V8 to go offroad.  Jeep’s been doing just fine with a V6. 

Second clue was he was home schooled, and took his mom to the Prom.  Probably even got to 3rd base too, if his locker room talk later was true.  His main rival, Dad, was super jealous.

That’s actually a great idea. 

Sad part is, if a MAGAtard is wearing a mask, it’ll be a Trump mask, and they’ll say they don’t have any other mask to wear, and they’ll be allowed to wear it because a) who wants to be in close quarters with a Trump supporter NOT wearing a mask and b) if that’s their district, they’ll have other Trumpettes nearby…

2020 says “hold my beer”!

Yeah, you’re the one getting eggs and toilet paper.  Hang on to that TP, though, you never know when we’ll have a shortage again.

Shut your fucking pie hole you ignorant ass and get back to fucking your sister. You ARE the whiny child with pathetic gripes if you think people asking you to wear a mask are whiny social justice Nazis.  If anyone is close to the Nazi’s, it’s your filthy ass and all the other Trump supporters out there stomping…

Just put the damn mask on for the 90 seconds you are within 6 feet of another human being. Whiny ass mofo.

STFU dumbass, and wear a damn mask. It probably would improve your face anyway. Or better yet, stay the fuck home, and away from other people.  Nobody wants to listen to your crap.

For an extra $10, he could have taken the Aztek home with him too, living out his camping/Walter White dreams all at once.

I’ve worked in banking for over 20 years. Very few banks have actual guards nowadays, as it’s better to just follow the robbers instructions and get them out of the door than it is to have a gun battle over money that is insured. If it’s a high crime area, even more so. They just put up bullet resistant barriers. …

Good think you’re in Germany right now!

Came here for this, left with a commemorative t-shirt, collectors soda cup, and not an ounce of disappointment.

Nah, Manny the Tranny stops at 88 Buick Rivieras. He has taste and style you know.

You’re gonna run into bored people sometimes.  It’s annoying, but it happens.

With the sole exception of the manny tranny, the answer is a 3rd Gen Prius. I have fit a recliner, a twin sized mattress, camping gear, and 5 people in it (not all at once, of course). I can cram more crap into this thing than most of my family can in their SUV. My 2012 has taken me to Florida and back here to Houston…

and the roof glue.

this is awesome, it’s being stolen FYI.

Why was he even allowed in that duplex to begin with!?!?!?!  I thought sex offenders like him had to stay away from children!??!?!  That landlord should be sued into the ground for not doing a background check and allowing this type of thing to happen!