Still can’t get over the president of Nintendo America’s name being Bowser.

I believe you just answered your own question.

This comment needs more stars. 

Horrible for his kids, but I find it very hard to summon sympathy for this rapist son-of-a-bitch

RIP

“shipster”

“shipster”

My wife just unlocked the Found A Great New Job trophy in the Unemployed game, so we’re going to go enjoy the Celebratory Fancy Dinner bonus level tonight, where I will undoubtedly earn the Wayyyyy Too Full perk. My perception stat is too low for me to estimate my max carrying capacity, it seems.

Ooh, I do!

Online petition- OK!

I’m kind of wondering why an indie dev cares so much about how female players are animated. Sure, men and women usually walk a bit differently, but I don’t see that as usually being very emphasized in indie-level games. Just give them the same animations. 

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

This is, far and away, the only community online I’d be willing to pay to access.

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

Others have already mentioned the absolutely fire line in this article, but let’s just go ahead and reinforce it: shit like this is why you’re one of the best, Schreier—and why Kotaku remains the force it is in a world of bland “stick to sprouts” coverage.

“A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.”
Literal spit-take. I’ll send you the bill for a new keyboard since this one got coffee on it.

Diana, thanks for all the good blogs about very serious stuff — and for writing the last good stuff that will ever be on my favorite website. Fuck Jim Spanfeller and fuck Peter Thiel and fuck Hulk Hogan. Look forward to reading you and the rest of the gang somewhere better soon. 

Goodbye everyone. It’s been a hell of a ride. Never made it out of the greys but that’s ok.

Concourse post, comments work!

I was actually wondering what the hell was going on over there. Seems like the commenting system has been disabled on Deadspin. That Spanfeller is a fucking joke.

Fuck that's unsettling. Splinter disappears, Deadspin butchered. I hope a good chunk of the writers can find eachother somewhere after all is said and done.

So they wiped all comments from Deadspin this afternoon.