And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

The Gamecocks are the Lions of the NCAA. 

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

Great, now I have to jerk off.

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Deadspin is not your personal erotica site!

All I need in my Switch, is to swap the A and B buttons.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

I’m a long time reader and occasional contributor to the cesspool that is letsrun.

Technically, this is supposed to be the “ac...

In all fairness, most 70 year olds can’t DRIVE 26 miles without stopping to take a piss.

His laptop, which I would proceed to paint my name upon.

...that’s what the comments I never read are for, so have at it, you idea-deficient swine...

When he said he was a “fucking soldier,” he wasn’t kidding.

My dog can come on command too!

Rob Pelinka has opened contract negotiations with Delonte West so the Lakers can save the drama for a momma.

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

They're just pigeons. 

Fuck this animal cruelty for shits and giggles, and fuck whoever replies telling me they’re just pigeons.

♫ It’s the Jets they’ll fuck this up ♫