As a penis owner, I fail to understand how one can actually pleasure oneself using a piece of cheap old corroded metal covered in road grime and carbon deposits without reducing one’s gentleman sausage to a lacerated, profusely bleeding mess. While maintaining an erection.

What kind of car is getting fucked here?

This is the best wrestling article I’ve read in ages that isn’t Matt Fowler’s “Wrestling Wrap-Up!” Kudos to you and more of this please!

Really bad night all around for his #brand.

“Honey, we haven’t been wasting the last ten years reading and commenting here. We’ve been finding ourselves.”

Student athlete sexually assaulting passed out/sleeping women without consequence... Sounds like he’s already having the “college experience.”

It’s like a brawl at a condiment station between ketchup and catsup.

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

What in the flying fuck knuckle are you talking about? Yes. We, the collective rest of the world, thinks this makes Brazil look bad as fuck. On top of being sketchy as fuck. All the bads...also. How do you have 29 people who agree with your dumb ass take?

It’s bizarre. I just saw the tape that the judge cited as them “joking around” and not being traumatized enough to have been robbed.

Their police rob olympic swimmers at gun point, then seize the victim’s passports so they can be held until they recant their stories. Yes, Brazil looks very bad.

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

Yes.

I was totally expecting his dick pics. This is awkward now.

I love that the Chinese Professional Baseball League just straight up stole came up with a gloriously similar song to the Fox Sports theme.

It’s this kind of Minnesota Math that got the Vikings public money for their new stadium.

Jesus. Ragnar must be spinning in his grave.

I’m glad to see we are still getting these comments so late in the season. Dedication from the BFiB. Would expect nothing else.

This post doesn’t even mention the Coghlan AB. Or Carpenter being tagged out in the face at home. So I’ll mention those things here.