Really? Or just remind her you’re a man and do what you want.

Quick... Seize his passport!

Da fuck?

A battery that lasts for 18 months? Is there a guarantee on that?

A battery that lasts for 18 months? Is there a guarantee on that?

Except when you’re the Cubs... that whole team can bunt.

Huh, I kindve liked those ideas myself.

You’ve apparently never met my uncle.

Maybe they should just cancel the Olympics and help these people manage their sewage problem.

A day before the holiday? Trump ruins everything.

Did this happen bottom of the 9th with 2 outs? What a way to end the work day.