This is on its way to me, I’m next up in the library queue. I liked Room a lot; I thought she did a great job of creating and sustaining a narrator voice for a 5-year-old boy.

I will buy that Ted Cruz is clever enough to wear ill-fitting suits on purpose, but I don’t believe Trump is.

Maybe custom tailors won’t work with a guy known for not paying his bills.

Melania can wear the FUCK out of a suit though.

next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

WHAT IS HE HIDING?!

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

The tie length is really the worst of it. It touches his balls. It should not touch one’s balls. A necktie should terminate somewhere in “the zone” (1.5 inches above the belt buckle to the bottom of the belt buckle, measured when standing). Anything lower and it’s no longer a necktie, it’s a codpiece.

“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

A few weeks ago, someone else on here guessed that he wears the super-long tie because someone told him that it was slimming. Ever since then, I cannot unsee that ridiculous tie... so irritating.

He, like most people with bad/no taste, think that if something is expensive, then it is appropriate/beautiful.The more you spend on it, the better it must be! But this is simply not true. The most expensive wine is not always the best tasting, the most expensive clothes are not automatically the best look for you,…

But on the other side, his alleged bilions is what makes them admire him. Though I guess poiting out flawed logic isn’t really getting anyone anywhere these days.

He suffers from what I call, “toddler body”. It’s kind of a perfect fit since he’s a huge man child.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

A double-breasted suit would make him look more like the mob boss he aspires to be.

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.

Well for one thing, it’s hard to find fire retardant material that hangs properly. Then there’s covering up the cloven hooves/wings/horns, etc. You ain’t hiding all that unless you’ve got a tailor on permanent staff.

It also could be a static electricity thing where his metallic bobby pins create a field that repels his cufflinks. Just spitballin’ here...talk amongst yourselves

Even his suits don’t want to have to touch him.

You can put pants on a Cheeto Turd and it’s still a Cheeto Turd.