See, I’m picturing this, but it’s Kate McKinnon as Hillary.

Yeah, I can pretty easily identify someone as a person I want nothing to do with when they rant about Trump only saying “pussy”. It’s like... saying pussy isn’t the issue. It’s the “Grab them by the” without their permission that is the issue. People that can’t see that.... yeesh.

God I love this so much...the little quote at the end made me literally LoL

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

In some ways it makes sense (disappointing and disgusting but makes sense) considering how we bend over backwards to protect rapists and sex offenders or just asshole dudes in general while constantly blaming victims for things out of their control. I’m sure the VA fired him to cover their own asses and avoid any more…

Too many syllables.

If a grade-school teacher of his came out and said she had to put Trump in time out during recess for bad behavior when he was 8 years old, he’d call her a fat ugly cunt who was jealous that he wasn’t attracted to her.

Yes—there are a lot of wtf absurdities going on here, but one of them is Trump pretending to care about women being sexually assaulted. Since when do you care Trump, since when?

And fruit

Orthorexia is an eating disorder where you’re obsessed with the purity of your food and parents definitely impose it on their children. And Orthorexics are often recovering anorexics.

This woman needs serious psychiatric help. Don’t think jail time is going to be of much use for a woman who inflicts her own disorders on her kids.

What she really should’ve been feeding her offspring is mice and small birds.

It’s crazy to me that people my age are running for national office. Right now I’m subjected to this smarmy fuck. His face is so punchable.

Really? Veterans can’t handle PTSD... this guy can’t even handle mean tweets.

and, what about us women that aren’t mothers? are we just worthless?

as far as an article about creepy old men wanting to fuck their children goes i don’t know that woody allen is the guy you wanna go with for jokes

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

Jesus Christ. You’d think Trump would have gotten his fill of fucking himself in Atlantic City.

All I know is once you get to 0HP, you dead.

My daughter turned 13 two weeks ago. Just two days ago I found out that she has been let off of the school bus NOT at our house, but instead at the house of a boy who also rides her bus. He is an 18 year old senior. This is in blatant violation of school policy. Her bus monitor and bus driver are fucking idiots.