He went skipping right into that trap, because yes, he’s that stupid. With Gingrich though, I think he knows full well that the misogyny doesn’t play with a larger audience, he’s dogwhistling for sexists in that particular audience. “I’m one of you” he’s saying, reasserting the right of fat assholes everywhere to…

I can’t even allow the sarcasm to happen here.

When I was 9, my mom took me to classes called “the body shop” where I learned how to restrict my calories and dress in dark colors to look skinnier - I had a workbook and homework and everything. When I was 16, my grandfather informed me that I needed to lose weight “for the good of the family.” Over the years, I…

This is how “fat” Alicia Machado was:

Trump alone has five children with three different women. Imagine for a second if Obama had that hanging over his head.

Newt’s also very self unaware. He regularly attacks people for infidelities (like Bill Clinton in the 1990s), when he cheated on at least two wives-- both of whom were sick. Him talking about a woman gaining weight fits that pattern. Newt is apparently unaware that he looks like porky pig

I’ll take the low road. A headline that said he was found dead after a neighbor reported the smell wouldn’t cause me any stress.

Donald Trump just cannot help himself. He doesn’t have the self reflection or intelligence to know when he has lost. What does surprise me is Newt Gingrich getting in on this. Hear me out....Gingrich is a very seasoned politician. He isn’t some trust fund asshole and reality star, he is deeply entrenched in politics…

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

Fuck both of these assholes. The kind of body shaming women have to deal with is almost incomprehensible to some men. I had to explain to my S.O. that my mother used to restrict my diet so much that I was consuming under 700 calories a day as a growing 12 year old. And I had to do even more gentle explaining that yes,…

christ, how i hate the double chin standard.

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.

Can you imagine the horror of President Trump delivering a State of the Union address?

You know the Clinton campaign ad that has all of the girls looking in the mirror while Trumpenfarter’s voice drones on and on? One of his supporters was truly and with her own brand of sincerity trying to pin that ad on Clinton. Yes, Hillary Clinton made girls feel bad about their bodies and gave them eating disorders…

It’s also what happens when there’s rampant gerrymandering, voter suppression, primarying of moderate Republicans who don’t toe the party line, the election of congressmen without basic mathematical skills, the general demise of civility in public discourse, and the batshit notion that it’s acceptable for…

Hell no. EOs are a double edged sword. If we support bypassing Congress by Obama than we have no logical argument when a Republican chooses to do so for causes we fundamentally disagree with.

Is said dumb hippie registered to vote? I mean, if you know he’s not planning to show up . . .

The woods that Trump will open up to deforestation and fracking?

I had all the rage this morning debating with some dumb hippie who said they’re not voting because a vote for the lesser of 2 evils is still a vote for evil. I did all the explaining you’d expect but he just came back with (I swear to god) “Nah I live in the woods I’ll be good, lol”

To be fair, a “unicorn invasion” sounds pretty awesome.