That's not true. She can probably make babies as well.

The little girls behind me responding to Rey (every single time she showed up on screen): "Is that Princess Leia?"

No reason you can't nap if your elf is on babysitting duty.

You can also put the sock over its face if necessary.

Clearly we need to give Christmas trees guns.

Brilliantly put.

Maybe wear something over the zombie makeup?

I'm sorry you have to deal with this. Hopefully the school can bar them from campus. Good luck with your finals.

Maybe all those "crisis actors" can come back as zombies after being shot down. Turn the mass shooting demonstration into a zombie apocalypse demonstration.

I may be 28, but I also just finished grad school. I’m having a hard time adjusting to having 8 hours of my day taken away from me. So keep in mind that some of us are still adjusting. For the past 3 years, I’ve been able to do my adult stuff at any time of day. I’ve been able to take advantage of the fact that I work…

Previous generations didn’t have the internet to contend with. I’m sure performing these tasks was much easier before Netflix.

That deserves a ribbon.

If you aren't older than 7, I can see why she's so concerned about your sex life.

To be fair, the mom probably told all sorts of convincing lies to win the psychologist over.

Also, colleges have reasons to want to keep their rape statistics low. The police aren't going to have that same stake in the situation.

I dislike the way alcohol tastes but sometimes drink it anyway because, sadly enough, of peer pressure. And I'm 28. Sometimes it's just not worth it to put up with all the questions from people I'm with.

Carolyn Hax at the Washington Post. She is absolutely fantastic.

You might be watching too much SVU. I definitely watch too much SVU, but I also get my information from other sources.

The reason why some of us are disappointed when really public cases turn out to be untrue is that it makes things harder for people who are actually victims. It leads people to believe that false charges happen far more often than they do. And that means that the next time a victim comes forward, people are going to…

And there was the slut-shaming. I recall at least two letters from young women that had to do with sexual assault, and her assumption was always that they were just having regrets about consensual sex. Ugh.