I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

Wait, so you can be banned from the NBA for testing positive for coke once? That’s pretty draconian!

Because by their nature PEDs directly threaten the integrity of the sport itself. Getting high on an off-day doesn’t.

Why are “drugs of abuse” treated more harshly than PEDs by a sports league? Also LSD is not a drug of abuse.

Grumpy Cat is survived by three siblings; owners Tabatha and Bryan Bundesen; and America’s growing spirit of ennui bordering on existential dread.

Cosmo be like:

The saddest part is that Tardar Sauce was actually originally an extremely happy cat who killed a gypsy woman’s pet bird and was forever cursed with a sour expression and to never be able to let it be known his true emotions.

Hey everyone, Yttrium thinks the goal was legit because ‘the hand pass rule is dumb,’ the refs missed some other calls so fair is fair, and the puck may have touched a Blue.

Don’t take Avisail if you’re allergic to Avisail.

Avisail may cause blindness, leprosy, and an abandonment of all hope. If you eat food, talk to your doctor first before starting or stopping Avisail.

Haha, sounds like it’s time for you to move to the suburbs!

White guys in Rasta caps (especially the ones with fake dreadlocks) should be locked up
Also, the fucking Hart Foundation hadn’t been inducted until this year?!  What?

Have they considered just not paying players and instead offer them experience and worthless degrees?

It was a play on his name of “King.”

As I read that tweet the sound of a wet fart rang in my ears.

San Jose is unquestionably the best of that lot.

I’m serious, by the way. Teams should be doing this out of self-interest even if they do lack basic human empathy as soulless megacorps and/or billionaires’ playthings.

We’re all pulling for Virginia to get upset by a 16 seed again, right? Because that was hilarious.