Maybe they should look to the minor leagues.  I go to a bunch of Buffalo Bisons games, and they are very entertaining.  They’ve got a kid coming back, hellua hitter, really fun to watch.  Maybe the MLB could get some guys like him.

I remember my middle school coach telling us to do this if we magically took the lead against a team a lot better than us.  I just remember thinking that we must suck so much ass for him to want us to do this.

The weird unspoken thing here is that bribing your way into an undeserved college admissions spot is perfectly fine so long as it’s done through the acceptable channels with the “right” pockets getting lined.

Her court case was exclusively dedicated to demonizing minorities as inferior and unqualified as part of a campaign of organized, well-funded racism. You’re booing the wrong person.

“If you like to giggle at Stephen A. Smith and are in possession of some fancy video editing software...”

+1 Barstool engagement click

A skier with a needle in his arm? I guess my command of Craigslist Personals slang isn’t as strong as I thought.

Is there a way to give negative stars on here

I am confident Christian Hackenberg would also be bad at DB.

Yes, he put up big numbers at QB for Penn State. But so did Christian Hackenberg.

Because even the commenters who race to the comment section to tell people how above this nonsense they are and we all should be are still clicking these posts. There are tons of more serious posts on Jez that get few clicks and comments, but these always get a healthy amount of traffic even from (probably even espec…

He was never good at telling what was voluntary or involuntary.

Thank you for explaining my joke to me

Just now:

The NBA age restriction was always premised on the paternalistic bullshit that young, black men would not be well prepared to deal with the big money and fame they would receive at a nascent adult age. A retrograde argument contradicted by the fact that the NHL (and its many owners who also control NBA franchises)…

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

Not sure why the captains don't act as player coaches for the ASG. Are they running a lot of set plays now?

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

When a grown man goes on a radio show and vouches for the validity of a theory about an underground sex trafficking ring run by Democrats with the front of a pizza parlor, there’s no “smearing” that needs to be done. They’ve already done all the work for the snarky liberals.

Let this be a warning to all adult NFL hecklers. Stick to the ESPN.com comment section if you want to keep your caps on.