his point is that players are often blamed for issues with front offices, be it getting chosen for the wrong situation, developed for said wrong situation when that is not something they have the potential to be, being chosen for and having potential that IS NOT developed well by the team, so on. picking the wrong…

Considering Darko did not make a three-pointer over his entire career, one wonders whether his scouting profile is accurate

There are, of course, so-called draft busts who are only considered such because some team drafted them 20-30 spots ahead of where they should have gone, due to incompetent personnel management. The example that springs to the mind of this particular Chicagoland native is Eddy Curry, but probably the most salient one…

You’re “genuinely asking” why people watch football? I’m genuinely asking why people like you bother to “genuinely ask” questions like this all week every week during football season?

It seems worth mentioning that the GB vs DET hail mary highlight the NFL loves to show as an example of their fine drama was also the result of a phantom hands to the face call on the previous play.

As a Lions fan you can only see this shit play out so many times before you start to question why you bother to watch NFL…

I guess the point is, what is the expectation for Ellen here? Would it have been better for her to scream “you are a war criminal!” at Bush and then spit in his face?

Yeah, they’re supposed to be confused teens figuring themselves out. That’s basically the whole schtick of the show.  

She also calls bisexuality “so binary.”

I switched to Liberty Mutual because they put a fucking emu in their advertisements. Not because they have a great product and helped me save money

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

No, I think it should stay in use. I think we should keep beating that particular dead horse until some player, somewhere, manages to earn a lifetime ban from the NFL for something other than kneeling for the anthem. I want to see the other behavior that makes every team in the NFL say “I don’t care if he’s got talent…

If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

The Facetime call also unintentionally caught a naked and confused Kyle Long wandering in the background.

“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

No, the Topeka Beer Money of the Midwest League signed a guy and, in unrelated news, are apologizing for some old tweets on their account that were accidentally undeleted.

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

> paramilitary contingent

If an 18-year-old says he scored nine times, it means he maaaybe got one handjob.