You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

Somehow, we already have a clip

The Sharks are in a really bad hole here.  It’s going to take everything in the referee’s power to bail them out the next two games.

Ironically enough, it’s a bad president who started all this shit in the first place.

I don’t know why, but suddenly I want to see a mash-up movie where Jay and Silent Bob are fugitives from the law, and the crew from Super Troopers are trying to catch them before the cops of Reno 911 do.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Kinda buried the lede there. I’m pretty sure owning multiple Shih-Tzus is a big indicator that you have to watch Hallmark and Lifetime. Unavoidable.

Did they try looking for someone with a gigantic bald head?

Cash Grab Grabs Cash, film at 11...

i’m lucky enough to have PTO and took some yesterday (after the splinter purge but that’s another thread) to see if the neighbours needed any help and dropped off our ballots at city hall.

Matt, please send your article post haste to the religious zealots in the St Louis area.

Already there. The problem is that all media components are answerable to their profits, not to providing the news to the people. See... they’ve figured out how to drive profit without providing practical utility. They create artificial conflicts they control for ratings. *looks up at GMG and Univision* This place…

Let’s rewind the clock to about 1980 or so. Reagan picks up the baton of an anti-government platform from Barry Goldwater, after Goldwater’s acolytes effectively assumed control of the GOP. What followed was a systematic expungement of anyone and everyone that didn’t toe the party line, ultimately leading to the…

Trump, and many other GOP politicians and hate radio assholes, are ON RECORD calling for violence.

It’s fine to criticize Smoltz as a broadcaster, but you can’t hold him to the same standards as an actual journalist or beat writer. Smoltz is a guy who just drops in once a week to talk about a baseball game, it’s not as if he’s a member of the permanent press. 

So, they add a moustache to a Superman rather than CG one out.

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

And why didn’t he, the largest friend, simply eat the other five?

Dear Baker,

That signature Carlson look where he’s trying to decide if he just let go of a small fart or if he just shit himself