darkesttimelinezackmorris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
darkesttimelinezackmorris

Nobody reads a line like Kevin Kline as Mr. Fischoeder.  Every one is a carefully crafted gem.  That man is a delight.

I loved GotG.  Terrific gameplay AND the banter was just stupendous.  First time I’ve laughed at a video game since, I dunno, Monkey Island?

I tell my wife that story every time I see it on. 

The movie is actually about the attempts to grow the moustache, and how Marky Mark learns and cultivates it.  It’s a moustache origin story!

This is the funniest goddamned thing I’ve ever read.

Love ‘Salem’s Lot, but the one that got me was IT.  I read it when I was 7, which seems too young.

Just a guy in a ramshackle cabin asking if a book Strange is looking for has a face on it? Nooooooo not Ash at all.

So Ethan Hawke is the Sun King? That was a terrific arc, good choice.

I wanted Thor to say “Ultron...we would have words with thee” the WHOLE DAMNED MOVIE

I’d love to see Marc Maron’s reaction to Blanc’s accent.  Just confusion moving to delight moving to cynicism.

It may not be on the menu, but if you order a chili cheese burrito they’ll make it.

If you order on their app, the quesarito is on the menu. Blew my mind yesterday.

I can still get those in Illinois. 

Give this guy a billion dollars.

Just coming to post that.  I was really surprised by that one.

This is some real galaxy brain shit. People working from home have to buy furniture and equipment in order to operate properly at home, and not every company is happy to send people home with the right stuff to do their jobs. This is on top of the fact that you’re actively NOT using several public utilities that you

One of the banks that my mortgage company works with has an ENTIRELY FLASH BASED SITE. I didn’t believe our post closing people when they told me they needed me to enable flash on their browsers. I mean, the entire interface is flash.

Just cancelled my Peacock premium (I wanted to watch AP Bio, which is great).  No more of my money for these assholes.

So, if you didn’t watch them, why are you pissing on everyone else’s good time? What a fucking wanker. Let people like what they like, only the truly arrogant shitheads try to act as gatekeepers of what should be watched and enjoyed.

Usually, that’s my favorite part of the zombie/nuclear fallout/apocalypse genre, until, you know, (gestures arms wildly) but I do still enjoy that part of the Stand, and I was VERY disappointed by Fear the Walking Dead, which promised me societal collapse and then fast-forwarded through it.