I loved GotG.  Terrific gameplay AND the banter was just stupendous.  First time I’ve laughed at a video game since, I dunno, Monkey Island?

I tell my wife that story every time I see it on. 

The movie is actually about the attempts to grow the moustache, and how Marky Mark learns and cultivates it.  It’s a moustache origin story!

This is the funniest goddamned thing I’ve ever read.

Love ‘Salem’s Lot, but the one that got me was IT.  I read it when I was 7, which seems too young.

I wanted Thor to say “Ultron...we would have words with thee” the WHOLE DAMNED MOVIE

I’d love to see Marc Maron’s reaction to Blanc’s accent.  Just confusion moving to delight moving to cynicism.

It may not be on the menu, but if you order a chili cheese burrito they’ll make it.

If you order on their app, the quesarito is on the menu. Blew my mind yesterday.

I can still get those in Illinois. 

Just cancelled my Peacock premium (I wanted to watch AP Bio, which is great).  No more of my money for these assholes.

So, if you didn’t watch them, why are you pissing on everyone else’s good time? What a fucking wanker. Let people like what they like, only the truly arrogant shitheads try to act as gatekeepers of what should be watched and enjoyed.

When I was in High School, I knocked out a guy in his 40’s that catcalled my little sister.

You’ve never seen Just Friends?

I worked at a Babbages (later became GameStop) when the PS2 came out. We took reservations on paper cards.

Yeah I played as Iron Man last in the beta and that was a huge mistake. He is super fun to play with. Hulk got enjoyable when I figured out the gamma thing, but he is waaaaaaaay too squishy. Widow has fun techniques to work with and is my type - fast and nimble, so I knew I’d like her right away. The surprise was…

They need to get out of the markets that have NFL teams and give fans in towns without teams something to watch. New York and LA didn’t give a shit about the XFL, but St. Louis (where I live and all) loved the BattleHawks. If they put teams in Oklahoma City, San Antonio, Memphis, maybe some big-time college towns,…

St. Louisian here.  The VP Fair has been utter trash since I was a kid.  My parents took us once, and I asked waaaaaaaaaaaaay too many questions. 

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