Marvel Unlimited. It’s a 3 month delay, but it’s got everything that’s come out in the past decade, plus they’re constantly adding older titles as well. It’s a helluva bargain. No sketchiness involved.

“THEAHS NO TREASHUA! YOUAH FHACKING DELUSIONAL SPIDAHMAN!” 

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

I can only hope that these will be clips from the movies with narration by Michael Peña as Luis.

Why does Hemsworth, the largest Chris, not simply eat the others?

I posted this story last year, but I was sort of late in my submission and it ended up buried about 5,000 comments down. Now, two days into the contest and there’s already 365 comments! Well, here’s hoping it gets seen this year.

Crisis on Infinite Christmases

Do you still enjoy an ice cream drumstick? Sounds like that was a significant Thanksgiving meal, marking the start of new & good things in your life!

I’M TIRED OF BEING THE ONLY RACING FAN AT DOORFLIESOPEN! GET OVER THERE SO I CAN FINALLY JUSTIFY MY LAWNMOWER RACING ARTICLE!

For any former deadspin readers/commenters:

If you are a deadspin refugee, come join us!

“Man, f*** those comic book movies, they ain’t real movies anyway. Let’s remake a bit of Scorsese’s filmography, and we’ll slap the Joker title and a few references here and there for the nerds.”

“Look at this as a way to sneak a real movie in the studio system under the guise of a comic book film.”

“I literally described to Joaquin at one point in those three months as like, ‘Look at this as a way to sneak a real movie in the studio system under the guise of a comic book film’. It wasn’t, ‘We want to glorify this behavior.’ It was literally like ‘Let’s make a real movie with a real budget and we’ll call it…

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Deep cut... that oddly has her initials?

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

Hello Gizmodo Commenter! I have a secret to tell you—I have been recording you through your video camera as you *ahem* give yourself pleasure while doing a split screen and recording what you’re watching.

Do you remember “The Night Manager” with Tom Hiddleston?

Or. . .they could create a new character? Call up Michelle Yeoh!