darkesttimelinezackmorris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
darkesttimelinezackmorris

Having a little sister showed me that I can be an abusive little shit. I use that shame and embarrassment to remind myself when someone’s calling me an asshole to stop and honestly check whether theyre right. Often they are. Lsos* to be a better big bro. Middle aged and she’s my best friend by miles.

Right? It wouldn’t have been funny if she liked it. It was only funny because she was so obviously uncomfortable.

Men don’t get harassed sexually or touched inappropriately in general. Most of us think we’d like it, but don’t realize that nobody likes to feel small.

That is what I was taught by every man and woman in my life when I was a child. It was never off limits if it came to protecting myself. For funsies - yes, then it was off limits because you shouldn’t hit or punch anyone, anywhere on their body just for fun.

Thank you for responding to him!

Or that they did care. The whole point of the game was to humiliate and piss her off. So it’s not that they didn’t know it was unkind (or wrong). THAT WAS THE POINT. They were just going to keep going until there was an actual consequence—like a ballshot.

Would love it if you’d reply to Norbs, below, who is being an ignorant fuckhead. Cause, as a lady who has faced the routine and not so routine indignities, humiliations, and violence of being a woman, it’s really exhausting to try to argue your fundamental human worth and rights with some dude who doesn’t get it.

I mean we only hear about the tech they want us to hear about

Pittsburgh called the Yankees to gauge their interest. Yankees said they might be in another 2 or 3 years perhaps.

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

At least the guns are safe.

That is still a better outcome to this than say, suspending the Constitution, instituting Martial Law, or any of the other “end of Western Civilization” scenarios filling my Facebook feed. That’s just ordinary politics.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

You know racism’s gotten bad when male cheerleaders think they have the right to make fun of anyone else.

SUPER adorable ...

Sure was.

I almost peed myself in a long line at the post office, while pregnant. It was horrible.

I’ll save your number just in case.

I would take you up on that but I have to keep my nose clean.... I’m on trial for ripping that tag off of my new mattress.