Republicans will finally get to know what it feels like to be forced to carry something to term that you never wanted. I hope the entire party implodes!

The real Skip Bayless is locked in a cell several hundred feet underground. There, his cruel captors siphon hot takes from his shattered mind 24 hours a day. Bayless huddles in the corner of his cell, naked but for a rough sackcloth and short length of hempen rope that he uses as a belt because it isn’t long enough to…

He probably didn’t even understand that.

I now have a new favourite phrase.

That’s really good, and so true.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

That’s him? Wow, he must have bet his neck on the hard eight and lost.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

Yep. I work from home and I’ve noticed that I have started to get sick much more frequently (and severely) than I ever used to in the past. I’m sure it’s because I don’t come into contact with enough different people/germs. And every time I see or visit my nieces I get horribly sick because little kids are genuine…

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

As a former Rams fan, I can’t tell you how liberating it is to be able to enjoy football again. Agelinos, you had a good thing going without being encumbered by this shit franchise.

Those who can’t do, coach. Those who can’t coach, coach the Rams.

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

In fact, the decision to put two teams in Jacksonville and Charlotte, which nobody thought was going to happen among the cities up for the expansion, pretty much led to the Rams going to St. Louis, the Browns going to Baltimore, and the Oilers going to Memphis/Nashville. Those were the other cities putting up bids,…

Who would have thought this church would give a sermon about a Chubb?

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

Ms. Clinton suffers from a congenital birth defect. As someone who was also born with this, which is so often stigmatized and swept under the rug, I think it’s time people start talking about it to draw back the curtain and draw attention to it. Let’s talk about it, people! It’s not disgusting! It’s not shameful! It…

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.