The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

Butter Trump is still under fire for his comments about how Canola Oils are all a bunch of Rapeseeds.

Restaurants with multiple locations that don’t accept credit cards (like Lambert’s, and Pamela’s in Pittsburgh) make me irrationally angry. If you have multiple locations, it’s time to get with the fucking 21st century.

“If this cast and this director can’t make a compelling story out of these four, maybe it can’t be done?”

Right? Has air-keytaring ever looked cooler? No. No it hasn’t.

Counterpoint: Journey is awesome.

Really refreshing to see that even Tom Brady has a boss who sends him weird, punctuationless emails containing phrases like “clear understanding”

OMG can i tell you how much I love your name

Your survival training has failed you. You do not run. Ever. He will catch you. You stand completely still and hope that Bo Jackson does not see you. That is your only hope.

This is going to be long, because I have a lot of pent up feelings.

I live in St. Louis City. I won’t get to vote on a stadium, but tomorrow, I’m voting on whether or not the city can be issued $180 million in bonds to upgrade equipment for police and fire departments, as well as improving streets, bridges, sidewalks, etc.

My favorite part of the sizzling plates was saying “now, be careful because this plate is extremely hot” and of course, the first thing that the doofus does is touch the plate.

OMG, the Starbucks secret menu is the fucking worst.

Tom Brady killed Cecil

Windows key + pause/break - one of the best keyboard shortcuts out there.

For real! You find yourself buying the supplies to make it at home but it’s never the same.

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

My boob.

For real. Cheddars has a buffalo chicken wrap with pickles and cabbage that is my religion.

who threw left-handed and was rated highly in all the places you would expect Tebow to be.