“It is about defending the fundamental freedom of a parent to make an informed decision.”

When asked why she’d become a Mariners fan she said that, as a young girl, her favourite baseball player in the whole world had been Jamie Moyer.

“If an embryo is “not a person, what is it? Because if you left it alone, that’s the only thing it can become,” he said. “It can’t develop into a pony!”

Chandler: “Could you BE any more of a disappointment?!?!”

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

SOURCE: Kenny, Duke of Llamas made up that story after unsuccessfully and frantically driving his car around Houston or Dallas or something trying to find Brian. CORRECTION: He actually was driving around Cleveland. CORRECTION: he was on a moped, not in a car. CORRECTION: It was a car, it was actually Houston, and he…

So he’ll now be unemployed for 364 days a year.

Well, that’s at least one retired NFL QB that is still cognizant of anything.

On one hand, fuck this guy. Fire him if he doesn’t want to do his job.

She also has some smart things to say about abstinence-only education: http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/05…

I hated the bat mobile/ tank stuff at first and then I changed the controls to toggle mode and it was crazy how much better it instantly felt. It wasn’t perfect, but it was much more comfortable and natural. And it sped up the pace quite a bit. I feel like they didn't do enough play testing with the alternate vehicle…

I always feel like he should look like this guy, even when he’s on other animated shows:

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

Have you tried the lemon flavored ones? Pure heaven.

I mean, if people don’t want to vaccinate their kids, they don’t have to - this bill isn’t requiring compulsory vaccinations. You can still choose not to vaccinate your children so long as you home school them and keep them out of daycare, right? Seems fair to me. I would guess that many courts would view preventing…

in the last one, the 49ers are science.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang by the conference room door. The increasingly loud discussions stopped immediately, as all heads turned to see a lone, dusty man, dressed in a worn and tattered Kings warmup outfit.

“I heard tell y’all are having problems here,” the man said, after slowly looking each of the warring…

This!