darkesttimelinezackmorris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
darkesttimelinezackmorris

omg that URL, I’m dying

Word.

Emma Stone.

Gus has plenty to share.

What the hell are you talking about? Who do you think set Stannis’ camp on fire?

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

A League of They’re Owned

Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

So what you’re saying is... He made a deal...

I tracked the dad down and asked him about it. Every day, he told me, the counselors promised that Iverson would be there the next day, so bring their gear for him to autograph. And every day, Iverson blew it off; come to find out, even the counselors hadn’t spoken to him in weeks.

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

Live look at his election victory speech

I know “the kids” may not care about this guy, but Bob Ley is fucking great.

15 years ago, 16 year old me thought Bob Ley was lame. About five years ago, I started realizing how awesome Bob Ley really is. This is the icing on the Bob Leyer cake.

I’m going to one of her shows at the Apollo this Friday and I’m quite certain it will be one of the greatest nights of my life.

Yeah, currently, if you have Time Warner, and live in the Dodger market, you get the Dodger channel. That it, no other provider (cable or otherwise) has paid the price per subscriber fee requested by TW. Which, if I recall, is something like $10 per. The Lakers recently inked a deal like this but wasn’t asking for so