darkesttimelinezackmorris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
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I’m hoping for Braniac. 

Ha I replied the same thing before I scrolled down to yours. It’s not a detail about Trump I’m going to forget.

Don’t forget that ol’ Donnie used to wander through the dressing rooms of his Miss Teen USA pageants, saying it was a perk to running them and he’d seen it all before.

That’s actually how the Superman Returns game worked.  You had a “City Meter” and that was what you had to keep up.  You never could die, but the city could take too much damage.

Alfre Woodard would like a word as well.  Hell, I think it was even the same year that she was on Luke Cage and Civil War.

At least I can learn the Flash’s real identity!

THIS.  Unlocking the costumes was my favorite part of the game, and modding them into their new looks on the PC versions.

During college, I worked at a Red Lobster as a server. I was...not great. It was a good company to work for when I started - all the biscuits you could eat without being seen, free salads if they weren’t looking, etc. They changed the rules midway through my tenure, though. You couldn’t get free salads and biscuits

I use “That’s Not Acceptable” and “That’s Just Not Going to Work” like incantations.  If you are firm and polite, but inform them that you are being treated unfairly in the tone that suggests that you know a lawyer and have a decent social media following, most companies will cave.

Imagine if Bond dies and they use it to announce the new female Bond. That’s the world I want to live in.

She’s really terrific in Trial and Error, a show that should be broadcast constantly.

I lost the spelling bee in 4th grade on Vagabond.  I sure knew what it meant and how it was spelled after that.

Every time I see her I turn to my wife and say “Don’t worry, Molly Solverson has this.”  We may be getting divorced over it.

I want to live in that movie. Like Cannonball Run.

Is this an in-person price, or watching on TV? If it’s on TV, what would you pay to be there?

I just threw cash at my laptop.

Oh, it’s breakfast for dinner for me. I’ll do bacon, hash browns, English muffin/toast, and 3-4 over easy eggs. My wife is a vegetarian and the smell of the bacon bugs her, so when she’s out I usually get that craving out of the way.

Holy crap, did I write this comment in a fugue state? I bailed after, um, 30 tries at Roxas. So irritating.

I’m still mad that he tried to flunk Chris Knight out of school and turned Mitch and Chris’ laser into a weapon! LET MITCH TALK TO THE HAIRDRESSERS, JERRY

Why do you think the Republicans kept up that kabuki theater of repealing Obamacare? They never wanted to actually repeal it because they had no better ideas, but they campaigned on it and their base loved it, even though it was bad for them. Democrats can make this work by showing a commitment to this, immigration,