Ha I replied the same thing before I scrolled down to yours. It’s not a detail about Trump I’m going to forget.

Don’t forget that ol’ Donnie used to wander through the dressing rooms of his Miss Teen USA pageants, saying it was a perk to running them and he’d seen it all before.

That’s actually how the Superman Returns game worked.  You had a “City Meter” and that was what you had to keep up.  You never could die, but the city could take too much damage.

THIS.  Unlocking the costumes was my favorite part of the game, and modding them into their new looks on the PC versions.

During college, I worked at a Red Lobster as a server. I was...not great. It was a good company to work for when I started - all the biscuits you could eat without being seen, free salads if they weren’t looking, etc. They changed the rules midway through my tenure, though. You couldn’t get free salads and biscuits…

I use “That’s Not Acceptable” and “That’s Just Not Going to Work” like incantations.  If you are firm and polite, but inform them that you are being treated unfairly in the tone that suggests that you know a lawyer and have a decent social media following, most companies will cave.

I lost the spelling bee in 4th grade on Vagabond.  I sure knew what it meant and how it was spelled after that.

Every time I see her I turn to my wife and say “Don’t worry, Molly Solverson has this.”  We may be getting divorced over it.

Is this an in-person price, or watching on TV? If it’s on TV, what would you pay to be there?

I just threw cash at my laptop.

Oh, it’s breakfast for dinner for me. I’ll do bacon, hash browns, English muffin/toast, and 3-4 over easy eggs. My wife is a vegetarian and the smell of the bacon bugs her, so when she’s out I usually get that craving out of the way.

I’m still mad that he tried to flunk Chris Knight out of school and turned Mitch and Chris’ laser into a weapon! LET MITCH TALK TO THE HAIRDRESSERS, JERRY

Why do you think the Republicans kept up that kabuki theater of repealing Obamacare? They never wanted to actually repeal it because they had no better ideas, but they campaigned on it and their base loved it, even though it was bad for them. Democrats can make this work by showing a commitment to this, immigration,…

My brother and sister-in-law gave us framed pics of them and their newborn for Christmas one year. The baby was relegated to the bottom corner and they are filling the frame. We took the picture out and put a picture of our dog in it.

I mean, you left the link in the story here, soooo...mission accomplished?

They are, by far, the best snugglers I have ever met.

OH MY CRAP My heart just exploded.

My wife LOOOOOVES to pretend she hates these and then changes the channel when I come into the room. I caught her this year though - we cut the cord so it’s not just a hit one button to switch shows situation anymore, and we sat down together and watched one about cookies with the brother’s wife from Royal Pains, who…

I mean, I made an audible noise when I saw Ronin. And the Scott Lang floating card making it seem like he was dead then the surprise reveal?  PUT IT IN MY VEINS

As a work from home person, I work every weekend.