I was always a Reed Richards guy. Marvel’s Dad to me was a guy that could have done literally anything and chose to help people with his brain. “Solve Everything” during Hickman’s run was one of the great distillations of the character - the search to fix every problem led him to almost get us all killed - a macro…

Truly, the rubber/glue defense has ne’er been used so eloquently. 

I saw a Bojangles when we were visiting Nashville with my in-laws, and I almost flipped over our giant passenger van making an illegal U-turn to get to it. 

Yuuuuuuuuuuuup.  This is all due to that piece of shit inciting his army of gomers and imbeciles.

CNN just said the package at their studio was addressed to John Brennan.

He’s definitely thrown some hangars in his day.

I was so excited to add my 2 cents on this, as a lifetime St. Louis resident, but everyone has hit on the big points.

I mean,

I live in St. Louis (on the IL side), and I saw this ad the other day. The hypocrisy blew my fucking mind.

Wait, that actually happened where I’m from. Is that not canon here?

John Krasinski is available.

I hope that when this is all over, and none of these people can get a legitimate job, that there is a Celebrity Boxing appearance in Stephen Miller’s future, and that I have magically become a D-List celebrity.

I was a camera operator for a video company that shot the trials to go to this. Imagine the same event in a tiny gym in Battle Creek, Michigan. I coughed out chalk for a week after I got home.

The Beast was the coaster that showed me that wooden roller coasters give me a headache. It was the 3rd wooden coaster I had ever been on, and I always came off them with a day-ruiner of a headache and never connected it until the Beast.

My father-in-law loves to see bad action movies, and we have seen some doozies with him. Lone Survivor, American Sniper, movies of that ilk. This year, we saw The 15:17 to Paris. Holy shit was it terrible. 

I hope they enjoy paternity suits - this news just got darkest timeline Kelly kapowski very pregnant.

Hey look everybody, it’s Donnie’s intentionally bad appointment to give him an excuse to leave the UN! Just like Daddy Putin wanted!

I always tell racists that they have failed an IQ test. They start talking that shit with me because I’m about the whitest person alive, and I live in the Midwest, so they assume I’m racist, which is fucking infuriating. If you hate someone for the color of their skin, you’re not smart enough to converse with.

Was he saying that Weinstien made sure that Ron shook TRUMP’S hand at a benefit? I’d have paid just to see Ron Perlman’s giant man hands swallow up Donnie’s tiny capuchin paws.

Rudy became Gothmog so quickly, we never noticed.