If an adult is hitting on a child, they are doing adult wrong. I’ve had friends who I found out were trying to mess with younger girls, even when they were married, and they’re no longer friends. When I found out that a family friend of my wife’s parents had done that shit with my wife before I met her, I told him to…

Next month’s best seller after Trump ruins gaming:

It got really, really weird.

They could make an entirely different show by following the actual arc of the books.

Yeah, I’d rather give my money to a VPN provider and (gasp) to the people creating the content. When the representatives that barely understand the internet start deciding what we can and can’t watch, that’s the first step towards the end.

I always appreciated Brendan Fraser’s ability to mug his way through anything. He was so expressive in everything. I do think that he would have been a terrific, empathetic Superman in an uplifting adaptation. A real Christopher Reeve-type, good human being of an actor.

I was also 12 when Darkman came out, and my Dad took me and my friend Jeff to see it. Jeff’s parents were...displeased. He also took me to see Total Recall and Goodfellas in the same time frame, so he clearly wasn’t worried about breaking my developing brain.

Oh man, the South Park movie had the absolute best unsuspecting parent/kid too young to be there dynamic. Parents were yanking traumatized kids out of every screening I went to.

I had a debt collector come after me for a magazine subscription that they claimed I ordered. They hounded me for three years over $92, claiming that they were going to ruin my credit and sue me. I was on the phone with them once at a job I was setting up and my boss asked me who I was talking to. I explained it to…

I got roped into seeing 15:17 to Paris over the weekend (I was promised pizza afterward. I am easily duped.) Jenna plays one of the guys’ moms, along with Judy Greer as another mom, and she deserves to have something better. God damn, that was a bad movie. I would rather see a spinoff, really, because without Michael…

If they were my kids, I would go to the hearing for them, but can’t imagine having a different response. Jeez, I don’t even have kids and I want to cave this fucker’s head in.

I can read, thanks. It’s why I said “indirectly”. The US government is sending them away to be abused.

This is the United States government indirectly sending people to a fucking slave camp. This is a goddamned crime. Anyone involved needs to be prosecuted. Or beat to death. I’m favoring the latter.

I find (and always found) Michael as a caricature of a bad boss as a human being. He is a vain, selfish jerk, who folds when he has an opportunity to really stick up for the hard thing. He is all of our terrible bosses.

Mr. President, does the school for “Exceptional Children” in Westchester violate “normal” children’s rights to develop their super powers?

Single Truth.

SUPERIOR GENES right there. Come and get it, ladies...

Oh, nobody. That’s why he’s so angry.

It’s almost back around to “I pooped myself”, isn’t it?