darkesttimelinezackmorris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
darkesttimelinezackmorris

It is very derp, though.

Billy Roper thinks he has superior genes to someone. Let THAT sink in.

Fuckin’ A Right.

To anyone who is seeing this statue for the first time, I am jealous. I wish I could go back to the time when I first laid eyes on it and have another workday ruined by constant laughter.

...I mean, he’s declared lots of stuff that doesn’t seem to stick

I feel exactly the same. I want to be watching it again right now.

This is what religious government is. The ability of whoever’s in charge of interpreting your bullshit religion to make decisions for you based on made up stories.

Don’t forget he’s in power illegitimately. You know, like the guy that lost the popular election.

Lois and Clark say hi to all of the other good dogs in the thread!

GOP: Gross Old Pedophiles

I just have this image of Tom Welling busting through a wall in a blue t-shirt and red jacket to save Allison Mack. I want to live in that word, instead.

When all I saw was “he can’t act” as the preview I was curious about your competence. The full comment was much more acceptable.

All I want to know is: Does Rhys Darby show up somewhere?

Ha I just recommended them upthread. They are amazing.

Try an Albanese gummi bear. You’ll never eat a Haribo again.

I mean, he ate her, right?

Goddamit, why did I end up HEEEEEEEEERE

To be fair to Donald Trump, he has no idea what paying a debt entails.

If anyone understands how it is to be a poor person trying to make health insurance payments, it’s the grifter with the gold-plated toilets who’s never worked a day in his life.

A lot of my non-savvy customers will make screenshots by taking pics of their screen with their phone.