I’m hoping for a Billy Madison-style event.

I made you a present. Because you made me laugh.

I mean, he’s Robert Redford. He is probably just still actually blonde.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-de-lolly!!!!!!!!!

My nephew saw me playing my PSP (the original model!) and wanted to play but had no clue how to use the buttons. He picked it up shockingly quickly, though.

Question: what gummi bears are you eating? I recently tried Albanese and they are the best goddamned gummi bears in the world. I currently have like a 4 pound bag and have rarely been happier.

The weirdest part of this whole tirade is that nobody in Alabama gives a shit about the NFL. They have 2 of the best college programs in the country and zero NFL teams. He’s just pulling a random topic out of the air.

Sorry pal, if you’re going to make fun of people for HAVING SUPERFICIAL ARGUMENTS, maybe get your words right if you don’t want us making superficial arguments back to you.

Milquetoast. It’s our milquetoast progressive politics. What you said is nonsense.

I call ‘em Flumps. They’re meant to (Fl)uff Tr(ump).

Vaughn was a problem. I like Vince Vaughn, he plays “smarmy, mouthy douchebag that you still kinda like” better than anyone. This was not a good part for him.

Also, Mahershala Ali will be the best actor to appear in this series, where terrific performances are the norm, so this could really be something.

While S2 was terribly written and directed, Colin Farrell was shockingly good. In fact, most of the performances ranged from “passable” to “very good”. I think Colin Farrell just isn’t a conventional leading man, regardless of what his handsomeness would have you believe. His great performances are all in movies like…

True. I’ve been propositioned by almost all of them (although, being a very white midwesterner, Muslims assume I am a lost cause and don’t bother). I’ve had Hare Krishnas, assorted cults, Mormons, All brands of Jebusry, Buddhists, and more give it a shot, but the most annoying folks are the Jehova’s Witnesses. They…

I’m confused. Are you calling me disrespectful and rude for expressing my opinion after they tried to tell me that I was wrong and needed Jebus, or are we friends?

UGH. They think it’s their duty to convert you. Meanwhile, they are just pushing people away. I guess at some point it worked, otherwise there wouldn’t be so many of them.

People that have a religion I have no problem with. It’s the ones that want me to join up that drive me batty.

We look better in a FITTED suit. Trump’s off the rack specials would make the Rock look frumpy.

I love that he pulls the mask up at the end like that hairline wasn’t as recognizable as his face.