The world’s trolliest collection of lawyers strikes again...

If he doesn’t have a hairless cat named Mr Wrigglesworth, I don’t even know what we’re doing here anymore.

Lois and Clark are wondering why I haven’t made the loud bangs go away.

And Jake the Snake, who I was terrified of as a kid, was terrified of this guy.

Holy shit. Now I am down the rabbit hole on this one. So long Friday productivity!

I went with a “Are we not doing phrasing anymore?”

She just texted me

I introduced Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski to Archer the other day. She heard Carol (Cheryl?), SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED loudly, and accused me of hiding Archer from her for years. Such is the power of Judy Greer.

Please do.

I used to get this shit too. I told one guy that “I don’t go down to your job and slap the dicks out of your mouth, don’t criticize my job!” I’ve also used “I don’t go to your office and rearrange your mops” and “Holy crap, guys, it’s professional shirt folder Gene Cumstain! Everyone get an autograph!” Shockingly, I…

I LOVE these guys. I’ve seen them twice live, and they’re ridiculous in person. Everyone I’ve recommended them to loves them when they listen.

Who would play the acrobat?

Donald Ducks His Creditors?

My wife is going to be really steamed when she finds out I’m also married to Marchman.

I just loved that he named the dog Minor.

I was driving through Atlanta en-route to Florida in a work van when, at 5:45 on 285 the entire goddamned transmission of the van fell out. Not died, or stopped working, FELL OUT. In the middle of rush our. Just a terrible fucking company.

The thing I remember about this game was that they had looping animations in the backgrounds to show movement in the otherwise static images. I thought that was cool.

It amazes me that he manages to look so much like Jake Johnson, and yet, he’s so much more handsome.