When I saw “Rudy Sucks”, I knew I was in for an awesome few minutes. This was my favorite thing to come out of the DS/Jez team-up.

MAKE DRUMPFMERICA DRUMPF AGAIN

The best GS cookies are the dulce de leche and toffee. All other cookies are irrelevant now. These are facts.

I can definitely see that. It’s like not sending out a review copy of a movie.

Oh, this is much better than mine.

I only had a minute.

I will NEVER understand why demos went away. Well, I get that it’s an upfront cost for the developer to create, but if they have a demo built to show people at conventions or shows, why not release it? I mean, you can try almost anything else you buy. I think the demo issue is part of why new games often fail, while…

Wait, were people talking dirt about Chrissy Teigen’s pics? That picture made my pants fly off and zoom around the room like an out of control dirigible in the hands of a madman.

‘Zackly. They just think “I’m smart like Peyton, I could play for 18 years”. They never realize that he has a once in a generation skill, and is just as different from them as Cam or Rodgers or Brady are. He just LOOKS like a doofus.

YES. He’s the perfect Dad that you hate as a neighbor, and embarrasses the hell out of his kids.

Also, Peyton’s nickname has always been “The Dad” to me. He’s the most Dad looking person in the world.

There were a lot of good defensive teams this season (the Broncos, Jets, Seahawks, Texans, and Vikings all come to mind), so maybe all those teams are best served ignoring offense, spending everything on defense, and then praying they win every game by a score of 9-6. What a treat that would be!

I had a very similar thing happen when I was a busboy. Helped up an old man, was almost immediately fired.

I’m about 6'2" and all arms and legs, so I’m juuuuuust on the edge of fitting in a seat. If they shrink the seats a millimeter, I’m not flying again. It’s so hard not to take up the entire armrest or encroach into the seats on the side with my legs, because there’s just not enough room. I have to remind myself the…

Soooooo... Can I address the Kansas legislature in hot pants and a crop top? I mean, I have a dick, so obviously I am always right about fashion and I don't need any help dressing myself. You know, unlike you shameless hussies. For shame!

Absolutely. The guy plays the villain of a company HE OWNS. You have to have a good sense of humor to do that.

And now I’m rooting for Vince McMahon. Scumbaggery makes for strange bedfellows indeed...

You know he loudly clears his throat before speaking.

100% true. I’ve been watching the Rams for 20 years and, outside 1999-2004, which was magic, the Rams are awful to watch. I will miss the Rams, but I won’t miss Fisherball.

Absolutely. I have specific work that I’m contracted for by customers. When I finish, I’m done. HOWEVAH I’m a pushover, so I always end up doing extra stuff off the books and helping. Because I’m dumb, you see.