I’m an independent contractor as well, and I know that I have a set amount of tasks to cpmplete each day. If I finish by 3, it’s off to Fallout and Madden. If I’m sick or get held up by anything, I’m working at midnight to catch up. I work through lunch unless I have to go to a meeting or something, in which case I…

Hey, at least we all know that these refs were in charge. That’s what all 68 people in the stands came to see, right? Refereeing?

Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski and I saw Amy last night and she was terrific. She made reference to this guy, but not that he tried to date her. Hilarious show, with Bridget Everett just laying waste to the stage at the end.

It finally makes sense. Syrian refugees are coming here to assassinate CHRISTMAS! Thank Jebus these guys were here to bravely defend their own rights.

We did a play through/movie watch last year and it's a good drunk tonight me.

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Have you played The Room tribute game? It's as grotesque as the movie, but in game form.

I live in St. Louis, and have rooted for the Rams since they showed up here. The current product and behind the scenes situation has made the team so toxic and unpalatable that I can’t even watch anymore. I decided to just root for my fantasy team instead. I hope they leave. I can’t stand the idea of a penny of my tax…

This sucks. St. Louis lost the Cardinals because we wouldn’t build them a new stadium. Now, we’re going to lose the Rams because the owner is a greedy, dishonest dingus with upwards of 60% of a moustache and is bound and determined to leave, come hell or high water or, you know, rules. Offering to build him a new…

My wife constantly makes fun of me for this. I’m staring off into space, having daydreams about being in the Fantastic Four or adopting another Shih-Tzu and she snaps me back to the world with “Wow, she has a great body” and I feel like a dummy for not seeing it and pretending I ddn’t.

Hopefully that won’t be an issue - I’m really good at shooting the buffalo and my wagons are always overfilled with meat,

That’s the nicest thing anyone on the internet has ever said to me.

I’m loading up the covered wagon, getting the oxen ready, and making the move to Wonkette.

Maybe a good guy with a flimsy pocketknife?

I would imagine that they will keep the archive - it shouldn’t cost them much in server space. Of course, I don’t know anything about Gawker’s infrastructure so they could be planning to wipe the whole shebang. I hope not.

It’s always nice to see a familiar face from the old timeline!

My favorite part was the boots filled with meat.

*EATS CAKE EXCITEDLY WITH NEW FRIEND*

Cutting a cake with a sword makes us friends.

Also, I run doorfliesopen.com and we’d love to have you come by if you have some free time and don’t want to make poop jokes here anymore.