OK, man. You rock and this sucks.

Also, Pinkham, if this blog goes away, I build and host websites. Let me know if I can help. Seriously.

He may have just brought the sword originally to cut an ice cream cake, saw that there was no good guy with a sword, and said, fuck it, I’m robbin’ this joint. WE NEED GOOD GUYS WITH SWORDS LIKE KNIGHTS DAYS

Tennessee Mom and Florida Man should meet.

I once worked for a company so cheap that they wouldn’t let us get EZ Passes for the company vehicles with company accounts on the off chance that we’d forget to ask them for reimbursement, or lose the tickets.

Guys, they found new gold plates. Their hands were forced. I mean, you think that some guy in charge of the church is a bigoted scumbag? No, no, it’s God. God hates gays. You know that. It’s in the bible or something. Book of NOPE, 14:3 I think.

Serena Dating Doug Funnie Confirmed

When I worked he counter at Babbage’s and someone pulled that shit (roughly once an hour) I just gave them the raised index finger and finished what I was doing. It's great to watch their faces when they realize that you will finish what you are doing before helping them be a better snowflake.

It is important to remember that amateurs may kill a patient and it was the professionals that left a sponge in a patient’s brain.

Jen Barkley is my hero.

I know, right? I WANT QUESO DIP AND CHIPS IS THAT SO HARD

I had input on two things at my wedding. The tuxes and the food were my domain. Otherwise, I only helped when a vendor was being uncooperative or there was a tiebreaker needed on something. The secret (for me, at least) was “don’t intrude, but be available”.

Oh, I know that. It’s just become shorthand for “cheese dip” here.

That’s right! I worked at the West County one and probably ate 100 gallons of the French Onion soup.

As someone who has been abused in nearly all branches of the customer service forces, I grant you one FULL internet hug. Full value: 13 cents.

When I worked at Famous Barr (a big box retail shop now owned by Macy’s) I ran the Christmas department one year. The day after Christmas, everything was, like, 99.9% off plus a coupon for .09% additional. I had a lady scream at me for not applying a coupon to one item, in the middle of her order of 7 trillion…

Chips and dip on any restauraunt I’ve been to is tortilla chips and queso. Chips and Salsa is what you say when you want Chips and Salsa. Or, they could have looked at the menu, and ordered what was on it, like a functional human being.

I wish I could star this a million times.

And this was the FORMER Washington Bullets.

Don’t forget Cj Nitkowski’s especially stupid HOT TAEK on it.