Erik Prince?

no one says “we liberals” jackass

Oliver North? Elliot Abraham's? Dick Cheney? George Bush?

there are a number of things that are profoundly depressing about late capitalism, but the “hollow a victim out so you can use their skin as a puppet to sell merch” bit has always struck me as uniquely ghoulish

The Center for American Progress is a “centrist” organization primarily funded by monied interests and the ThinkProgress site is one of the few productive and progressive things they have accomplished. What is called “centrism” here is right wing in every other part of the world.

Come back when I can smoke a rack of cricket ribs. 

IDPs are such a waste of time...

On the plus side, we can all enjoy a Popeyes Chicken sandwich as we accelerate towards our inevitable dystopia.

I don’t get to say this much but: OH NO, HE’S ON MY FANTASY TEAM!

“I’m a useless sack of shit that could not even hold a job solely consisting of sitting on my ass.”

*womp*

Bravo

I wouldn’t expect anything else from this shameless huckster. He loves racking up those deadly sins.

Prostitution involves so much harm, trauma and brainwashing it couldn’t ever be a legitimate business.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

But I wouldnt want to live in a society that upholds or says its ok for anyone to think that they should use their bodies for gain, especially not women.

I am both shocked and deeply offended by Tiegen’s assertion that Trump is a “pussy ass bitch.”

Nobody should have to listen to either of them ever again, but that didn’t stop ABC News from forcing them on us anyway.

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

That rule only applies to tackling Tom Brady.