Yay!

Good to know that the DNC is OK with a candidate buying their way into the debates. That's surely a good message to send to voters.

Go fuck yourself.

But is his dick ok? Deadspin has really changed, man. 

What do you expect from someone who supports keeping people in prison so they can be used as slave labor? Harris is at best a Republican and at worst just a terrible person.

The fact that the Patriots getting Antonia Brown from Steelers ended up costing a third and a fifth round pick... from Raiders who got nothing in the end continues to both baffle me and be utterly hilarious.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

You’re a goddamn horrible piece of shit. 

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

Love the dipshit libs in this post being as pearl clutchy about whistleblowers as the average right winger.

fucking embarrasing post. 

How do you reconcile the fact that the state you’re so gung-ho to protect are fucking war criminals? 

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

I guess this player hasn’t played for Detroit, then.

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Mine’s not for sale, Beto

This shit still does not validate or excuse Roethlisberger, who is still a shitty human being and an awful teammate despite what his offensive linemen say. Brown is one of the few people in the world that makes Roethlisberger seem less shitty, that’s all. 

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.