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I vehemently disagree that that is the greatest try ever. Greatest Rugby Union try ever, perhaps. Greatest try ever? Well, I have three words for you. Wide. To. West.

This headline confuses me. I get that it’s the Stanley Cup, but what does Patti Smith have to do with it?

Nah. The best part is you’ve just made yourself sound like a right pellet.

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Yeah, agree about the hyperbole. Absolute stunner, but it’s arguably not even the best catch Stokes has taken for England. The one off Adam Voges at Trent Bridge in 2015 was phenomenal.

This is the correct final. Shorts gets my vote by a nose

Vampire Weekend dropped a new album today, which is big news in rock

lol. As if there’s gonna be a book...

I have little to say to your with regards to your comment because I don’t know enough about the specifics of the players’ contracts and the sequence of events, other than to say you it is callous, heartless, totally lacking in any sort of dignity and I sincerely hope that you don’t one day find yourself abruptly out

An English friend of mine, with only a passing interest in NFL, found the video of Rath doing “Get-Back” coach stuff yesterday. After briefly explaining what was going on, I mentioned “that guy’s facing sexual assault charges, by the way.” Quick as a flash, my friend goes “Ha! Too hands on, hey?

Oh God, I’m going to have to be the nerd with the stick up their arse here, but you have brought up cricket. Which is, like, one of three things I’m genuinely serious about. So...

Firstly, I’m obliged to point out that saying “international Test cricket” is weird. All Test cricket is international. Top level domestic

Stephen Hendry is the argument against. More World Championships. More ranking titles. Ronnie’s a force of nature when he gets going, but he’s always been prone to just randomly melting down (although that’s admittedly far more infrequent these days). Whereas there was a decade long period where you couldn’t touch

Is it just me that thought that sounded incredibly Trump-esque?

Your kid is a goddamn hero. Taught his classmates a valuable lesson about politics, and about life in general. Boy will go far. 

This Christmas was the first at my mum’s house since transitioning to a vegan diet. Pretty much every time I spoke to her in December, she raved about this microwavable nut roast that she’d picked up Marks & Spencer. Now, Marks and Spencer is a part-department store/part-Supermarket type thing that British people over

This is correct. Coming from the UK, crepes are what I would refer to as pancakes, and my immediate reaction upon seeing the “pancakes are bullshit headline was “What?! GTFO!”

Doesn’t the Royal family bring in big bucks to England from the tourism? How much would England lose in tourism dollars every year if the Royals were no longer? Is that even a calculable number?

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Megan has great taste. boygenius is everything.

As someone who lived in the Liverpool area for 25 years and is currently back there visiting family, I feel as qualified as anyone to answer this question. No. And it is fucking annoying.

One time when I used the bathroom at university, whomever was in the stall next to me was watching watching porn on his phone at full volume (and, I presume, jerking off - else what’s the point of watching porn?)

I’m not one to judge, but I didn’t want to share in that. I was just trying to take a shit, man.

You are wrong. The cricket scandal isn’t even a scandal. Ball tampering has been going on since the beginning of time, and it was treated with a knowing nudge and a wink until the late 80s/early 90s, until Imran Khan’s Pakistan team suddenly mastered the art of reverse swing, and then suddenly it’s “Well, if brown