I seriously don’t understand how people can choose to stop eating or drinking something that they love. What’s the point of living if you’re going to deliberately make yourself unhappy by not eating that which makes you happy?

Most definitely. I just said England because the sentence in the referenced article was “Growing up watching football in England, football is distinctly apolitical.” 

Stating that football is apolitical in England is bullshit of the highest order.

There seems to be no real reason for this, but the number of software developers I know who just hammer coffee all day is truly astounding. One of my university lecturers actually used to tell us “you’re not a real programmer unless your blood is 70% caffeine.”

Jesus fucking Christ. Is Bjorn Borg a man under 30?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the sentence. Everybody who has ever won a grand slam is now aged 30 or older. Therefore, nobody no man who is under the age of 30, active or inactive, has won a grand slam.

Because fuck the Patriots?

I hope someone puts together a highlight reel of all the coaching this guy’s ignored and all the obscenities he’s ignored from male players.

Oh you should have. They were a hilarious trainwreck under Cellino’s ownership.

Harry Kane, whose all-but-certain World Cup Golden Boot will long be remembered as hilarious baloney by impartial observers.

England was a Round of 16 team that fell ass-backwards into the semis due to even bigger flops from other so-called top sides (Spain, Germany), and got what was coming to them.

Yeah, that’s a terrible shout. How you could place any of Henderson, Alli or Lingard on the level of Modric (especially) & Rakitic is insane. England don’t have two players anywhere near that level.

England had a young squad, made up of players from mid-sized Premier league teams and fringe players at top teams, who lack experience in big games.

Croatia were penalised a lot more than England. 23 times to 14, in fact. The final tallies balanced out roughly right. Although, the officiating was slightly odd in that it felt like there would be a period when one side would get the benefit of the doubt on everything, followed by one were the other side got every…

#TheBritisharetheworst

So I guess you don't like The Cardinals?

I dunno. It’s close, but I think bouncing up and down on an ambulance until the bonnet caves in slightly edges it. After all, us Brits do take our free healthcare system very seriously.

England fans have rediscovered a dopey single called “Three Lions (Football’s Coming Home),”

These fans will become arrogant, “we created the sport!” they’ll say in their new merchandise and they’ll become bitter when others have turned on them for their ways “Why aren’t you happy for us?

Wooooooaaaaah. “Shitty Britpop bands.” Absolute heresy, young man. Elastica are my jam.