I thought all University of Phoenix games were played online.

Here’s the thing about the wall. Let’s say that you go at it maybe 3 times a week on average. Each time, you’re cruising some site and probably see at least 2 or 3 ladies in some state of undress that are going through your mind. Let’s say you’re 30 years old, so we’ll say at a minimum you’ve been doing this for 12…

Whoa. People in Buffalo are so jaded, they hate their own moms.

Telly is one of the greatest film villains ever. He is relentless. There is no niceness to him, when there should be at least one glimmer of it somewhere in the film. And then there’s his voice. It’s so crude, and effective.

I work in Newport Beach, California and once in a while my boss will take everyone in the department for a “business meeting” at the local swanky theater when there’s a big tentpole movie being released. There’s nothing like sitting in a leather double-wide recliner while a guy dressed like a butler comes up to you…

You obviously stole this headline from my collection of erotic fan fiction based on the 2004 Red Sox, and I ask that you give me credit.

But is she single?

As a Green Bay fan, cutler is worth every penny

He fielded a good enough defense to get him out from under most of his charges.

So with the agreed low-impact cheating happening, I started to wonder what would actually constitute a truly slimy deep cheating scandal. It's tough, there just doesn't seem to be many ways to cheat, especially when you focus on on-field/practice shenaninagns. Then I thought of one, a big one...what if GMs and owners…

If I wanted to complain about Lynch not conforming to my notions of what normalcy are, I'd just bitch about Lost Highway making no fucking sense again.

I'm guessing it's a natural boobs vid. What else does one think of when passing Jason Whitlock in the the hallway?

horsepuckey. there's not a got-damned thing about small boobs that's limiting. my a-cups (betty and veronica, should you ever meet them) live in a world of unfettered freedom. at least in boob-related matters.

I am part of the itty bitty titty committee (accepting sock donations) and I can say that I don't really have any boob problems. I can sports with the best of them, sleep in any position, wear pretty bold fashion (v neck to my belly button, practically) without it being called inappropriate. You can always make your…

Yeah - both big boobs AND small boobs cause problems. They both reduce your paycheck.

Well, as someone who is taller and has hips, I can say that it can be difficult to find certain clothes. Dresses for example are made for women with boobs if you are tall and/or have hips. I'm 5'8" and wear a size 10, and dresses in my size are not made for women with small boobs. But I really don't care. If…

I have small boobs. Like, a-cup bras are too big for me. I feel like it is pretty easy for me to find clothes that fit around the bust. Sure, I'm pretty much stuck with sports bras and lace-bralets, but I don't have to worry about blouses gaping.

I like my really small ones. Sure, some clothes look weird because I'm tall and have hips with no boobs. But it's great exercising, sleeping, and generally existing. They literally have no effect on my daily life and I love it. Maybe I'm just weird.

And why exactly are you not resting your spaghetti plate directly on your God-given tv tray(s)? (I also have many spaghetti sauce stains on my shirts, but that's because I'm just not a very graceful eater.)

Wow. You don't motor boat her, you aircraft-carrier her. (Also accepted: Oil tanker her, ocean liner her, or container ship her)