YES!

I'm in my late 40's, and I spent my entire 30's reproducing Anthony Bourdain's healthy eating lifestyle. I was only able to master the massive amounts of whiskey and cigarettes, while traveling to places I'd never thought I'd go (Mississippi, anyone?) I think when I was in New Orleans I ate something exotic but I…

We're not going to run a photo of her, but we can confirm she exists.

As a Patriots fan I enjoy that not only does the team enrage you but the idiot media guys that I don't read also enrage you.

Bledsoe would've been perfect, until he got hurt during filming and some unknown stagehand could've stood in for him and started his.....(NFL narrator voice)....PATH TO IMMORTALITY!

Considering which way I lean, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but the Karcher K2.27CCk 1600 PSI Electric Power Washer with Dirt Blaster Wand is actually a decent piece of equipment.

Oh, her? Don't worry about her; she does this at every game. That's Peggie the Pirate, and she wanders into the dugout at every game to complain to Danny Murtaugh that "there's too many of those people on the team these days." Adorable, really.

Historical accuracy in a movie based on the Bible?

It looks like an optical illusion. The tesseract of side dishes, a pork-dimensional hyperfood. You enter Wendy's to eat this and exit from a gas station bathroom in a desert 4,000 miles away wondering which of your memories are real and which were implanted.

Kevin: What did you study, Sarah?

Eli is the kind of guy who probably spends an entire airplane ride staring at the back of the seat in front of him.

So his argument is that he had a Mickey instead of a Molly?

Wes Welker Is Decadent And Depraved

-The 72 year old owner's girlfriend is younger than Gisele and no one makes fun of the situation because of the ridiculous reverence for "Mr. Kraft"

As any guy would? I dunno. For five racks I may have to sit down with the wife and mull over our options.

I once went to a Bills game and saw a mother and daughter open mouth kiss because the drunk dudes behind them told them to. The Bills lost that game 6-3 to Cleveland.

Turns out Brady isn't upset at all.

I feel like it could have had the headline, then this:

And half of Maurice Jones-Drew!